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Wildweasel
Over 90 days ago
Heteroflexible Male, 44
United States
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Depends on which side I see of her first. if its from the front, I check out the cha cha's of course, then work my way down, if its from the back I check out the legs and booty.
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My wife and I really enjoy tipsy sex. Has made numerous fantasies come true for us both.
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After using them 3-4 times they get stretched out and slide off. I know what you are thinking "3-4 times!?" Its simple really. When you get done, just shake the fuck out of it, and its as good as new!
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2 buddies were sittin at the bar talking as they usually do on Thurdsay nights. Jim looks at his watch and says " I need to get going, or my wife is going to kill me when I get home." Dave looks at him and says "its early have another beer" Jim replies "every time I come home late I shut the headlights off a block down the street and kill the engine and coast into the driveway, somehow she always catches me then yells at me all night for being out at the bar!" Dave looks at him and says " your doing it all wrong, I take my big loud truck and pull up to our house with tires squeeling and the motor revving, come to a screetching halt just before I hit the garage door. When I walk in I smell of booze and women. I barge in the bedroom throw my clothes on the floor and say "your next woman" and she pretends to be asleep every time!"
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If you come home from work and your wife is yelling at you from the front door and your dog is barking at the back door. Go to the back door, dogs are always happy to see you.
What did you do wrong if your wife comes in from the kitchen yelling at you?
Made her chain too long.
What did you do wrong if your wife comes in from the kitchen yelling at you?
Made her chain too long.
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When they care about doing what's right, not just what's best for them!
Nice responce! We have a saying at my house, "Stand up for what's right, even if you stand alone"
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Of course this is subjective though; I've read a few negative reviews about the Lelo Smartwands, apparently they're not all that powerful (especially for the price).
The biggest negative things I have read About the Lelo's are that once you put a certain amount of pressure on the head of it, it reduces its power by as much as 50% therefore impeding the orgasm. They are spendy but We have had some good luck with Lelo. We had to have one replaced and the replacement wasnt all that impressive, so now I'm hesitant given the reviews and the last purchase.
Thank you for the input and the link!
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Wanted to get my wife a wand toy. Was looking at the one by Lelo and it sounds like an over engineered POS with the touch technology. I want to get her something cordless and rechargable. We have a few Lelo toys but the last couple we have bought I wasn't as impressed with as the first ones. Suggestions and where to buy would be great! Thanks in advance for the help!
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I'd rather be wealthy, my grandfather lived well into his 90's and he was miserable the last decade. He was sad all his friends had passed and he didn't have the ability anymore to travel and experience like like he did in his younger days. He too was very wealthy, so I would wish to mimic his life. He was an incredible man.
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I'm usually only on at work. Once I leave I'm never near a computer and don't have the time to spend on my phone. And I have on occasion pleasured myself with the help of a friend ;)
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I can generally endure rough treatment, my balls on the other hand, very sensitive usually.
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Yes. She talked a big talk, really got me going through text messages and stuff but she was/is really unattractive. We got together and her skills were as bad as her looks. Also after getting to know her better she's very negative and full of drama. Then to top it off she keeps texting me and wont take no for an answer. Lesson learned, now I stick to my standards, and also get to know someone before bedding them.
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Personally the outies catch my eye, I love them all but I haven't had the pleasure of enjoying it myself so I am attracted them.
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I love it, especially switching between being eaten out and riding his cock. mmmmm
I love that, even after I have deposited my load deep inside
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I have a few businesses in mind hat I would like to start but not the capitol to start them and keep them going till they make it on their own, and they are in such different business areas that they would have to be under different roofs.
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If by BF you mean Best Friend, then yes of course, never hurts to ask. If by BF you mean Boy Friend, we have other things that need discussed.
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Not sure why, but they ruin my performance / experience. One of two things usually happens, either it kills my hard on, or I cant get off. I know women like it to last a little bit, but pretty sure all night is more then anyone really cares for. Never had that problem in my youth, but things change over time. Thankfully I dont have much of a need for them except on rare occasion.
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For me, I always have to initiate it and then there's a 70/30 chance I'll get turned down. So often I dont bother trying.
Mix it up, as previously mentioned, you can do it in other rooms of the house. Utilize the different furniture. Next time your together in the car reach over and play with him, or if he likes to watch, hike up your skirt or pull your pants down and spread wide and play. Just to name a couple. Any man that doesn't show interest in stuff like that, has something else going on that you two will need to work through.
Mix it up, as previously mentioned, you can do it in other rooms of the house. Utilize the different furniture. Next time your together in the car reach over and play with him, or if he likes to watch, hike up your skirt or pull your pants down and spread wide and play. Just to name a couple. Any man that doesn't show interest in stuff like that, has something else going on that you two will need to work through.
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If you were giving me one, yes. If he's good with it, and you want to take it to the next level massage his prostate and expect a very large load in your mouth rather quickly, LOL
It feels great, and for any guy that thinks its gay or will turn you gay, it wont. It will however give you an incredible pleasure and may give you the best orgasm of your life.
It feels great, and for any guy that thinks its gay or will turn you gay, it wont. It will however give you an incredible pleasure and may give you the best orgasm of your life.
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There really isnt much more to add then whats already been said about the physical aspects of it. If that is your only hang up at this point I would say go for it. To me the mental and emotional part was a much bigger thing then the limited physical contact. My wife and I enjoy this from time to time.
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I was going to post a similar question to the gals. I imagine that the folks on this site are likely going to be skewed towards the more often rather then less often. For example, does your wife get on Lush? I would guess no.
We are in our forties and when chatting with friends that are married we apparently are rabbits. They barely have sex. Many of the women don't want to but do occasionally and they call it "marriage maintenance".
Some of her girlfriends are amazed at our sex drives. To be honest we would do it more if we could but we don't always have complete privacy.
Good luck!
I also had this initial reaction. but then looked at it differently. I'm on here to fill the void, and i'm sure others are too. In theory that would make this a more diverse, therefore more accurate poll.
I'm not sure, just speculating and hoping for lots of input from everyone.
Thank you for your input!!!
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I'm more interested in the origin of the expression. I can hardly see some camouflaged soldier knife in hand and creeping towards some German radar installation during the 1940's being without his ''drawers cellulose soldiers for the use of.''
A close family friend was in Vietnam, he said they never wore them. In the jungle it was so damp and you sweat so much that they would bunch up and chafe causing sores. Not a distraction you want when fighting for your life.
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My wife and I are on 2 different pages when it comes to sex. 
She's ok with once or twice a month and I'm more of an everyday - every other day guy. She apparently thinks my sex drive is crazy high. I am curious to see where everyone else stands.
Tanks for your input!
She's ok with once or twice a month and I'm more of an everyday - every other day guy. She apparently thinks my sex drive is crazy high. I am curious to see where everyone else stands. Tanks for your input!
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We have one, its nice to switch things up now and then. I didn't like the idea of having to set up a frame to hang it from, or hooks hanging from the ceiling, so I made some anchors that go in the ceiling and the hooks screw into them. A small hole is the only thing visible when the swing isn't in it. Actually thought about selling them since there isn't anything else like it on the market.
Anyhooters, we enjoy ours, keep in mind you get what you pay for, the cheaper ones don't have as good of padding on the straps, so its not as good for longer sessions .
Anyhooters, we enjoy ours, keep in mind you get what you pay for, the cheaper ones don't have as good of padding on the straps, so its not as good for longer sessions .
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