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NymphWriter
1 month ago
Bisexual Female, 54
United States

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Unicorn Wrangler
Quote by Ironic
On this day 46 years ago, the Soviet dancer Mikhail Baryshnikov defected from the U.S.S.R.


I loved him in White Nights.

Unicorn Wrangler
Bitch please!

I'm not your fucking UBER! You call me 3 times this month for rides and on the last one you fucking forget your food stamp card! I realize you don't value my time, gas or wear and tear on my car, but really, you had the nerve to think I'd come back this weekend?! I don't care how fucking hot it is right now, that's not my fucking problem, it's yours. If you don't want to real with riding the bus, then go without. Suck it up, Buttercup! I will start ignoring your calls again if you don't get your shit together.
Unicorn Wrangler
Alright you fucking cunt, you won this battle. However, you'd best watch your shit next year as the DO and the union are watching you closely. You saw almost your entire ELA department leave, over half your math department, and trust me when I say, the others are not far behind. Some are biding their time for a new school to open up and once it does, you can pretty much kiss the rest of your staff goodbye. Maybe then the district will finally realize what a piece of fucking shit you are and kick your sorry ass to the curb.

Karma is truly a bitch and you will get yours.
Unicorn Wrangler
Sorry I'm a bit late... hope your birthday was special and amazing... just like you Simplicity.

Unicorn Wrangler


I've always liked this one as a great idea as a "stocking stuffer" for Santa.
Unicorn Wrangler
Quote by techgoddess

OMG YES!!! One of my biggest frustrations as a teacher was kids (and often parents) asking me for extra credit to bring up their grades with 2 days left in the marking period! Here’s an idea...pick one or five of the 17 missing assignments this quarter and do them! It still pisses me off. LOL!


I just want to add to this because you are so spot on correct.

A couple of weeks ago I had a parent call me asking if her daughter could have some extra credit. Now, here's the weird part, her daughter had a strong B in my class. I was like, "No, I don't give extra credit."

Then last week I had a parent tell me her daughter did turn in the four missing assignments. I said she had not submitted them and even explained how she would do this, but still, nothing. Now, I'll have to meet with them next week to show them what their daughter hasn't bother to do as of yet becasue she can't seem to follow directions.

With the grading period ending in just over 3 weeks, I guarantee I'll start getting these pleas. UGH!
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Quote by Liz
All stories should now be updated with the new famous and legendary badges.




OMG! I love the new Famous Badge!!!
Unicorn Wrangler



I've read many and I've helped write a few. Seriously... congratulations my friend!
Unicorn Wrangler
So much easier than bothering the over-worked Mods to do it for us. Thank you Gav!

Unicorn Wrangler
Dear R-

How dare you question my integrity! Do me a huge favor and please enjoy a huge steaming bowl of shut the fuck up with a double side of mind your own damn business. Don't assume that everyone is as shady as your sorry ass. The estate is none of your fucking business and guess what, neither is my life.