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Eeeeek. You're freakin awesome!
Superb! Thank you, kind Sir.

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Thank you Gav.
So much easier than bothering the over-worked Mods to do it for us. Thank you Gav!



Thank you Gav!

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇

Thanks Gav! That's cool! Although the old method of asking around for a few days trying in vain to figure out who's in charge of rank names was pretty cool too.
It really was a challenge before. I went a long time before even knowing I could let alone how.
I considered Threat Killer before opting for the ironic title of ‘Internet Philosopher”
*Changes rank every day for the forseeable future cause I'm indecisive as fuuuck*

Thank you Gav!!!
Thanks Gav, this might be handy for others but I'm very happy with "Gentleman Master"! ?
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That's right, Gav. And you're the best monkey there is. smile THANK YOU for all you do for us.
If you're feeling bored during this Covid-19 epidemic I’d like to suggest
you take a peek at a story I collaborated with SueBrasil, a brilliant author.
It's about a mistake in judgment a lady makes concerning a friend, based
on the hurtful words of someone that only thinks of himself. Will that
conniving person succeed in ruining a beautiful friendship, or will she see
through his lies? It's gradually creeping up towards the 30,000 mark
and we’d love any votes or hearing whatever comments you may wish
to make. It is listed in my profile under ‘FAVOURITES’ as Apologize.

www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/apologize.aspx
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It really was a challenge before. I went a long time before even knowing I could let alone how.
I considered Threat Killer before opting for the ironic title of ‘Internet Philosopher”

Hi Milik. Somehow 'Internet Philosopher' seems to fit you much better than 'Threat Killer'.
If you're feeling bored during this Covid-19 epidemic I’d like to suggest
you take a peek at a story I collaborated with SueBrasil, a brilliant author.
It's about a mistake in judgment a lady makes concerning a friend, based
on the hurtful words of someone that only thinks of himself. Will that
conniving person succeed in ruining a beautiful friendship, or will she see
through his lies? It's gradually creeping up towards the 30,000 mark
and we’d love any votes or hearing whatever comments you may wish
to make. It is listed in my profile under ‘FAVOURITES’ as Apologize.

www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/apologize.aspx
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Hi Milik. Somehow 'Internet Philosopher' seems to fit you much better than 'Threat Killer'.


Lol it was suppose to be ‘Thread Killer’ but what the hell. Still doesn’t fit me
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Lol it was suppose to be ‘Thread Killer’ but what the hell. Still doesn’t fit me


How about "sits with chip on shoulder"? I think that's not bad.
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How about "sits with chip on shoulder"? I think that's not bad.


*Sprays you with water bottle*
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*Sprays you with water bottle*


Let me turn around so you can get the back. Put some salt in that water and I will feel right at home, thank you.
Thank you so much for giving us this option. Who knows it might come in handy sometime. At the moment I think I'm going to stick with "Coffee Fanatic" a little while longer.
"Yeah, we all shine on, like the moon, and the stars, and the sun." John Lennon

Take a look at my new poem for the competition:

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Let me turn around so you can get the back. Put some salt in that water and I will feel right at home, thank you.


What ho! That's dashed kinky of you, old sport. If you'll permit me though, my good and kindly fellow, I'm not entirely sure the Site Announcements section of the forum is the proper venue for a discussion about your bukkake fetish. Bally awkward, I know, but keep your chin up, what what.

Tinkety-tonk, old fruit!
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What ho! That's dashed kinky of you, old sport. If you'll permit me though, my good and kindly fellow, I'm not entirely sure the Site Announcements section of the forum is the proper venue for a discussion about your bukkake fetish. Bally awkward, I know, but keep your chin up, what what.

Tinkety-tonk, old fruit!


I’m not sure what language that is.
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I’m not sure what language that is.


1930's era English with a liberal sprinkling of pre-World War I colloquialism.
Thanks Gav.

Top drawer work as always!
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