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The question isn't how many rounds "I" can go, it's how many rounds HE can go
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GunGirlJess
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
United States
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Once I started it, it was full blown addiction! Though this season is just MEH for me. Other than pissing me off a lot.
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And then, of course, real-life partners suspect the worst, check histories, confront and threaten. ... (quote) Definitely. When I had all my stories available, someone accused me of writing about her husband. That was the first for me, very awkward.
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It's been common to me to find that people 'get caught' and disappear.
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On the back of a motorcycle on a highway road at 70 MPH. (Wind kept drying it up plus I sucked at it then) I was a teenager (legal!!) and haven't had the opportunity to do it again since then. No partner willing to let the freak flag fly in public since then
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My first boyfriend and I were making out. He pulled it out and asked me for a blowjob. I literally blew on it because I had no idea what the hell he was really asking me for!! He laughed his ass off. I was mortified.
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A bare one----it makes my knees week. It makes my mouth water. There is NO comparison for me, between a trimmed one and a totally bare one. I lose my effin mind over bare skin down there. Every time I fantasize about someone, they have a bare one.
I would prefer trimmed over 'untamed' any day of the week, I don't like having 'floss' between my teeth. I love running my tongue places and feeling at least some connection between me and the skin I'm tasting, without having to dig through the weeds so to speak. Don't get me wrong--I LOVE TO DO IT NO MATTER WHAT---but if I find he's smooth and bare, I just want to play with it like a toy and not stop.
I would prefer trimmed over 'untamed' any day of the week, I don't like having 'floss' between my teeth. I love running my tongue places and feeling at least some connection between me and the skin I'm tasting, without having to dig through the weeds so to speak. Don't get me wrong--I LOVE TO DO IT NO MATTER WHAT---but if I find he's smooth and bare, I just want to play with it like a toy and not stop.
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I think it's fun foreplay if you can find something you both like. I'd really like watching a porno and doing to him what they are doing on the screen
I think FILMBUFF and I should be married, we like the same kind of porn!!!!!!!!! ;)
I think FILMBUFF and I should be married, we like the same kind of porn!!!!!!!!! ;)
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Holy shitbags, Batman! If I saw the 'pearly papules' the first thing that would come to my mind is papillomavirus/warts LOL I'd never heard of 'pearly papules' before. It almost looks iike the beaded Christmas ornaments my grandma used to make!
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That's a very interesting question!! Made me think about my 'list' of stuff that turns me on, and I was shocked to realize that a guy's tummy plays no part in my attraction. Huh!! My first partner went from 150 to 285 during our relationship, my current spouse built like a runner with a flat stomach and very muscular legs... I can honestly say I love a man with meat on his bones as much as I appreciate a more athletic body. I don't like 'skinny'. I would be just as turned on with some tummy, as I would with a flat stomach. What gets me are thighs, arms, butts.....and if there is some middle, that's more for me to wrap my legs around and hold onto.
I like the 'beefy boys' as much as I like the athletic ones.
I like the 'beefy boys' as much as I like the athletic ones.
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Quote by sprite==(quote) LMAO! "Cat food" is what we call it when someone has a dirty vajayjay!
if you're putting cat food in your vagina, yeah, you really would want to douche regularly.
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Maybe I'm weird or paranoid but I clean the litterbox often. I never know when he's going to want to mess with it and I don't want him finding cat food!! If we didn't do it very often that would be different but he'd play 2x a day or more if he could.
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I could never be with a guy who won't go down. So sorry but I like giving/receiving way too much ;)
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About 12 years ago I bought a Kegelmaster 2000. It was worth every penny. It's like a Chinese finger trap in there ;)
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I used to really dislike it. My husband had a beard/mustache when we met, and it grew on me. He shaved it for me the last many years and recently started growing a goatee ... I'm thinking I like it. Just not when it's prickly and stabbing me in the lips or..down there ;)
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Quote by Fleshlover--(quote)-- HELL YEAH! I have the entire "Appetite For Destruction" on my playlist. Nothin' bad on there. Love them
Sweet child o mine - Guns 'n' Roses
those first few bars make the hairs on my neck stand up, memories of youthful drinking, playing and partying!!
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I loathe the term "MILF". In the way people hate vegetables or spiders....
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If I truly can't/don't want to, I say so. Sometimes he's been a little...insensitive....like expecting me to do stuff when I've had the flu or worse. At those times I really can't believe I HAVE to decline, but hey. I guess a guy has to ask ;)
Hey, if my sickly, stinky body turns you on....go for it babe
Hey, if my sickly, stinky body turns you on....go for it babe
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i would love to be able to make a woment squirt as i think it would be amazing to feel and watch her beg for more, can anyone help?
My hubs learned how to do it by watching a video on youporn. Essentially you make a come-here motion with your finger(s) in the gspot. You can apply a LOT of pressure before it gets uncomfortable, for most women. Once he figured it out, it happens by itself sometimes with no prior help. Don't give up!
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Guilty, guilty! It makes my husband so angry sometimes. I prefer different kinds of porn than he does, and sometimes when we are in bed he'll pull up some of his shitty porn and show it to me. But to be fair, when I show him the kind I like where they are kissing and the guys actually seem to know what they are doing, HE makes all kinds of fun too.
Anal porn, sometimes they throw that in on some of the vids he watches. When I see a gaping butthole, it sends me into gales of laughter.
Anal porn, sometimes they throw that in on some of the vids he watches. When I see a gaping butthole, it sends me into gales of laughter.
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If you are the reason for the dirty, then you better not complain ;)