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scooter
Over 90 days ago
Male, 65
Antarctica

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A WellMadeOne moves on,

Doesn't matter what his age is,

LOL, piece be with you old timer.



scooter
Quote by Buz


Y'all really should check out Pete's stories. They are superb! Pete is Piquet so just check out www.lushstories.com/piquet


You are 100% correct buz, Pete was one of my first friends
Quote by Piquet
In this era of suit and counter suit, thrust and parry, we have lost the art of detached indifference aka the cold shoulder. If anyone contacts you with issues as trite as some of the ones broached above, just ignore them. Life is too short; live and let live people.

And while we're on the subject of profiles. How do I get myself 'interviewed'? Such Lush luminaries as Dancing_Doll, Buz and the great NatureBoy have interviews on their personal info column - all of which I've enjoyed reading. I want one too !


Your an awesome dude Pete.

Is that really you? (on your pro-file)
Quote by vines
Okay I guess I'll be the one guy that sticks up for him. Let him be. If he want to flash random woman so be it. In the end a guy is going to do what he's going to do. However if you want to me girl and not just show her your thingy you will have to shape-up.


That's brave of you Mr vines, way to stand up for what you believe in. I think.
Don't be such a little pussy justforfun107.

You admit everything about you is fake, yet your baffled as to why girls don't want to masturbate on line with you.
LOL, what a fukin silly question.

See how tough you are once and give em your real information.
Body shots and falling panties, it don't get no better than that.

If we could just get Busty to remove the packging from the new coffee maker

Quote by nicola


I love the threads, and the forums, plus the chat rooms.

But Lush is a lot more than that to me,

it's about becoming a real writer someday~
As far as the origin of boobs...yeah, I got nothing.


You crack me up slippery,

Quote by sugarbabe
scooter....save me some of granny's jug, I'm almost there!



Damn sugarbabe,

I don't know how you girls jog around with those things, but i'm glad you do. (:
Apple pie moon shine, maybe a double scoop of ice cream, sounds good to me!

There you go Rump, can't help you with the spelling question though.
I've seen some pretty amazing writing just reading this thread.
The humor has been better than most bars and for the most part, well natured.

Dude, your belittling the same folks that originally were trying to help you.

You come and go like the wind. I've read your reason why, but that's the same excuse I used back in school and on my mom many times.
It's the same as real life here young man. If you pop in and out of peoples lives, of course they will stop trusting you.
You don't even know what you want, therefore you come and you go.
Friendship is built on trust. And all that takes time my friend.
Hey ya Rump and mazz,

Good thing you didn't break Lush mazza, Mondays can be rough enough.

Sorry about your upper jaw woes Rump, that sounds bothersome and painful.
I went ahead and brewed you up some Possum Hill Penicillin Rump, aka Rheumatism medicine.
Careful though, Granny says; two sips, and you'll forget why you even took it in the first place.

Well hugecock69,

There you about have it. I guess your the only one all pissy here.
I don't consider guys that re-join the site several times in the past few years to be "real members" either.

Nice emoticon DM

Good morning Mr Rumpster an friends,

You right, it is Monday. I'd like to know who's fault that is?
Those sheer black choir robes are looking nice and transparent and curvy Sharon. Kinda takes the edge off of a Monday morning.

In honor of fast women, milk mustaches and celebrity birthdays, I give you; Vanna and Danica,,



LOL, hey CurlyGirly,

These buttons aren't working again
What I meant to say was; that's a nice piece jeff.

What a Lush staple you are dude.
There must be something wrong with Lush,

I double posted again.

How about a few beers Rump, for everybody.

Ones with a nice red head on em~

Wow, that time a year again!

I wasn't sure what to get for you Callisto, but this is what I come up with,,




Happy Birthday Callisto,
From scooter, the gum enthusiast. (:
Sorry about the double post,

But I respect chefkathleen so much,

I'm willing to risk it

Quote by julhard
stale women n warm dicks


What's up jar head,~!@#$%^&*&^%$#@!~, I mean, julhard_69!

I mean; what's happinin


scooter?
Dammit, I hate bad news. Be well chefkathleen.

Thank You for the heads up nicola.
I'll help squeeze the grapes in the dumpster for the communion wine.

Quote by DirtyMartini


Why don't you go help him out Scooter...I'm sure he'll appreciate it... Yeah, I was wondering where all my pictures went...I was ready to post them on the side of a milk carton when they went missing...

I'd be honored Alan. You know how I love to tear shit up!



As for a Kazoo player, I think I found one Rump.



Rock on Gav.


Boy, some guys worry way too much about the tiniest things
It's a little late now oldhound, but I recommend letting a sleeping dog lie..
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Morning, Lushlanders. Once again, Tittie Tuesday, has fallen on Mardi Gras day. This is, of course, as nature intended and is one of life's great blessings.

Now, as for 'Man Boob' Monday, welll, let's just say, and here I speak only for myself, sometimes being blind can be a real positive. ;)

With old St. Val's big day fast approaching, I'm wondering what did folks give to their 'significant others' before the invention of edible panties?

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Happy Fat Tuesday / Tittie Tuesday to everybody.

That's an easy question Rump. I've been giving my significant other the business for years now on Valentines day
I'm not really sure if today is fat tuesday or not, but it is slippery's new version of Tittie Tuesday. I must admit,
I like the old version much better, from a mans perspective.

But women are people too, so here you go slippery. And I slipped one in for you too naughtyN


Quote by gav
Ladies and Gentleman the import/export is now complete.

Let me know if you see or have any broken images.

I shall be decommissioning the old server in a few weeks.



How long will that take Gav?
I don"t actually have a pussy.

But I feel qualified to answer, Get a good girlfriend dude
Quote by naughtynurse
I'm out chasing cans: barrel racing.

I know that 60 doesn't sound cold, but it feels freezing. I have 3 shirts and my carhart on.


Was them quarter horses or half naughtyNurse?