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scooter
Over 90 days ago
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Yeah Rump, that VodQuila about killed me. Hope you got more of that stuff stashed back up in there some wheres.
It doesn't matter if I'm on the green or even close the the green, I've been known to run around with my putter in hand.
It's kind of embarrassing, especially since I still have the standard issue; short putter. I wouldn't know what to do with one of the
longer anchored putters?
I did manage to squeeze 9 in yesterday regardless of the soggy fairways and occasional snow drifts here and there.
How about a spot of that Busty made coffee for vodquila headaches sake.
It doesn't matter if I'm on the green or even close the the green, I've been known to run around with my putter in hand.
It's kind of embarrassing, especially since I still have the standard issue; short putter. I wouldn't know what to do with one of the
longer anchored putters?
I did manage to squeeze 9 in yesterday regardless of the soggy fairways and occasional snow drifts here and there.
How about a spot of that Busty made coffee for vodquila headaches sake.
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What's up seeker, Sharon and Rumpster?
Just the body heat alone around here takes the chill from my bones.
Bottoms up on that hot toddy and anti-freeze moonshine and make way for a couple a cockatrice cocktails.
I'm not sure if Sunday is the first or last day of the week, but I do know the NFL play-offs will take place today regardless. (Hope it's not too late for the Browns)
Then there's the Hyundai Classic over there in Hawaii for all of us golf fans, later!
Cheers,
Just the body heat alone around here takes the chill from my bones.
Bottoms up on that hot toddy and anti-freeze moonshine and make way for a couple a cockatrice cocktails.
I'm not sure if Sunday is the first or last day of the week, but I do know the NFL play-offs will take place today regardless. (Hope it's not too late for the Browns)
Then there's the Hyundai Classic over there in Hawaii for all of us golf fans, later!
Cheers,
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I pretty much walked right into that one Rump.
The only problem we have now is, the last of our snow melted a week ago, just in time for Christmas.
I see some great looking new faces along with the great looking old faces.
No offense DirtyMartini, I didn't mean that literally. I'm just saying: your face has been around for quite a long time
Coma and Tose haven't changed much, but Terrance seems a bit more aggressive. He was fine right up till I stuck my hand in
looking to grab a few nuts?
Well, slide me down two or three quick beaver breaths Rump, and a extra small coffee, make that a double, extra small.
I have to come up with a snow machine or at least a snow cone machine, Sharons on her way over.
The only problem we have now is, the last of our snow melted a week ago, just in time for Christmas.
I see some great looking new faces along with the great looking old faces.
No offense DirtyMartini, I didn't mean that literally. I'm just saying: your face has been around for quite a long time
Coma and Tose haven't changed much, but Terrance seems a bit more aggressive. He was fine right up till I stuck my hand in
looking to grab a few nuts?
Well, slide me down two or three quick beaver breaths Rump, and a extra small coffee, make that a double, extra small.
I have to come up with a snow machine or at least a snow cone machine, Sharons on her way over.
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Quote by Nightmare414
yes almost every day at work, I will sneak at peek at lush and the go to the restroom for some alone time and jack off thinking of the very hot ladies of lush and would we could do together !! I love the ladies of lush !!
Say that three times real fast Nightmare
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Quote by LadySharon
Good morning, bar flies! It's hump day, and I want to hump someone that can keep up with me all day today. Where's scooter hiding?
Hey Lady S,
How you been doing! I been hiding out here in the maple city in some of the shadiest spots I can find. The suns rays have been intense this summer, yet again.
Thanks for all the food and drink. Your special brew has got me feeling special deep down inside.YdUT76BD4sCdnMdB
Mr Rumpster,
I love what you've done with this place! Did you switch Coma and Tose's chairs around, or did they do it themselves?
I asked Coma, but he just keeps smiling and nodding his head, in no particular direction.
With football season kicking in, I figure Buz should be in talking about Georgia football soon.
Congratulations on your first book signing Mr DirtyMartini,
To think that I thought; your best attribute was running your bar tab higher than Dick Fosbury can flop, is an understatement.
Mondays are great, but Titty Tuesdays are twice as nice.
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Quote by adagio
I wouldn't know a Rumplation from a frigging Rumpelstiltskin, but I did get hit on at a Holiday Inn last night
What's up Adagio!
Here's a clue; A Rumplation is not something you eat up and spit out.
It's a little hide away bar out in the Tropics.
Rump n Busty own the place.
Care for a drink
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Quote by Mazza
I'm thinking it's about that time...
Who's with me?
I'm with you mazz, if you tell me stories about watching Phil win two opens in a row over in Scotland!
I hope you were there. That was the most spectacular pair of sporting events I've ever witnessed, via TV ofcourse.
What would we all do without TV and computers? And phones, and Laptops, and E-Books,,
Anyways, Rump, I left that message today, the 28th. Your reader might be off about half a bubble.
scooter
Oh, you mean the one I wrote you on the 24th of April.
LOL, I wonder how long it will take you to find the one I sent today?
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Good morning Rump and company,
I tried Busty's new coffee and a few Danish's three weeks ago, and I'm just now comming to.
Did Phil (Mickelson) win two Opens in a row or what!
Next time I try the coffee/Danish special, maybe you'd better lock up Buford, the friendly neighborhood buzzard Rump?
Best part about Sundays is; Mondays are sure to follow.
I tried Busty's new coffee and a few Danish's three weeks ago, and I'm just now comming to.
Did Phil (Mickelson) win two Opens in a row or what!
Next time I try the coffee/Danish special, maybe you'd better lock up Buford, the friendly neighborhood buzzard Rump?
Best part about Sundays is; Mondays are sure to follow.