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Not worthy of passing along at all.
Firstly, 112 only works in EU countries mainly.
Second, cellphones and keyless entry remotes work on completely different frequencies.
Third, wrong. I think on Nokias this is the code to enhance voice quality, which uses more battery obviously.
Fourth, works on some phones.
Fifth, as above, and it will probably end up costing you.
Firstly, 112 only works in EU countries mainly.
Second, cellphones and keyless entry remotes work on completely different frequencies.
Third, wrong. I think on Nokias this is the code to enhance voice quality, which uses more battery obviously.
Fourth, works on some phones.
Fifth, as above, and it will probably end up costing you.
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Unfortunately my sleeps last about 1 nanosecond, right before the book falls from my hands and the spine smacks me square on the hooter.
Oh and isn't it such fun when mother comes to wake one up for school in the morning?
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I fell asleep after reading a good playboy magazine once,
it was a little bit after I got the hand lotion out tho
Oh and isn't it such fun when mother comes to wake one up for school in the morning?
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I am, at this particular moment, very amused by your use, or overuse thereof, of commas and the resulting phrase structure. It is like, though I cannot be certain, some strange way of adding emphasis to a mundane topic or rather, trivial point. I do, liken it, in some ways, to the act of, reading a law textbook.
Moreover, I don't particularly appreciate watching foreign objects flying at me after being flicked from ones mouth. Nor do I enjoy watching someone try to do the same thing as a toof pick with their tongue, making weird hissing and suckling noises, what is with that?
Moreover, I don't particularly appreciate watching foreign objects flying at me after being flicked from ones mouth. Nor do I enjoy watching someone try to do the same thing as a toof pick with their tongue, making weird hissing and suckling noises, what is with that?
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Places where I tried to hide stuff with reasonable success included under a chest of drawers, inside guitar cases and I also had an awesome persian rug that went partly under the bed which I hid stuff under.
Tough break in your situation there boss, I'm not that creative. Put them on the coffee table and cover with car or plane mags. People are always oblivious to the obvious.
Tough break in your situation there boss, I'm not that creative. Put them on the coffee table and cover with car or plane mags. People are always oblivious to the obvious.
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Urgh, what you must wear when this track comes on.
I hate her music but it's interesting how seh references religion in a lot of her sogs, isn't she catholic? I think Lady Gaga is speaking from Mary Magdalene's point of view (not a cultural sense but future) that she would treat Judas indifferently whether or not he repented, just as Jesus did to her and that she is in love with someone even though they betrayed her , as Judas did Jesus (in which Judas kisses Jesus). If you want to be protected and don't want to hear the truth wear an ear condom.
'scuse me if this makes no sense, I am a little bit drunk.
I hate her music but it's interesting how seh references religion in a lot of her sogs, isn't she catholic? I think Lady Gaga is speaking from Mary Magdalene's point of view (not a cultural sense but future) that she would treat Judas indifferently whether or not he repented, just as Jesus did to her and that she is in love with someone even though they betrayed her , as Judas did Jesus (in which Judas kisses Jesus). If you want to be protected and don't want to hear the truth wear an ear condom.
'scuse me if this makes no sense, I am a little bit drunk.
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Happy Mother's Day Mum.
I am sincerely sorry for all the grey hair I have given you. By the way, can you stop calling me up all hours and effing nagging me? Firstly, please, PLEASE do not interrupt me with a whole new subject matter when I am talking to you... Yes, I have taken my vitamin C tablets and yes, I am eating my 5+ a day fruit and vegetables.. sometimes and yes, I will definitely wear protection so that I don't bring a child into this world to go through the same suffering that I am going through at this time.
With love, your son.
I am sincerely sorry for all the grey hair I have given you. By the way, can you stop calling me up all hours and effing nagging me? Firstly, please, PLEASE do not interrupt me with a whole new subject matter when I am talking to you... Yes, I have taken my vitamin C tablets and yes, I am eating my 5+ a day fruit and vegetables.. sometimes and yes, I will definitely wear protection so that I don't bring a child into this world to go through the same suffering that I am going through at this time.
With love, your son.
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I think in a way it's sad that an old chap, who might have worked hard all his life to get to where he is, would sacrifice genuine love for a young piece of meat (because that's all it would be). I find it hard to imagine getting kicks out of having a young lady screw her nose up while sucking my wrinkled up, 90-year-old semi-erect penis or having a distant, blank look on her face while riding it, or struggling against the pain of my arthritic fingers trying to keep up with her. Not overly sexy in my opinion.
At that age, I wouldn't think sex is a high priority. Therefore I think I would go with someone who I cared about, who cared about me for who I was and and just hope like fuck she doesn't get alzheimer's or dementia.
Porn's always cheaper anyway.
At that age, I wouldn't think sex is a high priority. Therefore I think I would go with someone who I cared about, who cared about me for who I was and and just hope like fuck she doesn't get alzheimer's or dementia.
Porn's always cheaper anyway.
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Don't use too much overemphasis, at all. There's absolutely no need, whatsoever.
Now, well now I'm just confused. I understand capitals is yelling and emoticons are well... unnecessary at the best of times. But overemphasis? my life was founded on this stuff. lol
Don't be confused, if one thing's clear, it is that your life certainly wasn't founded on IRONY CLARA.. (oops, pardon the caps)
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Firmly planted in the curd nerd corner here.
I remember going through phases of buying blocks of cheese from the store across the road from school just for snacks and giggles. Gruyere and emmental were year round favourites. The bigger the eyes and longer the aging the better. A good soft aged or blue vein would never goes astray either.
I remember going through phases of buying blocks of cheese from the store across the road from school just for snacks and giggles. Gruyere and emmental were year round favourites. The bigger the eyes and longer the aging the better. A good soft aged or blue vein would never goes astray either.
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My relationship with apple has always been a bitter/sweet one, but only bitter because of the issues moving between operating systems. My heart said Mac, but my brain said PC. My heart always won out.
I adore the way OS X works, it's stable, fast and simple (although that can also be it's downfall too). They last around 6-7 hours using wireless on a single charge. I have never had a virus nor have any other Mac users I know, and all the Mac's I have had have outlived their PC equivalents. They are money in the bank at the end of the day.
If you can afford to go Pro, do it. I bought a new MBP around 6 weeks ago and although most PC's do give you better bang for your buck, the new i7 (i5 standard in the 13") processors have closed that margin slightly. Budget in another few added years onto the standard 1 year warranty and for Office for Mac if you need it. If the budget doesn't allow a brand new Mac or you just plain think they're too expensive, don't be afraid of the refurbished ones on Apples website.
Once you go Mac, you'll never go back.
I adore the way OS X works, it's stable, fast and simple (although that can also be it's downfall too). They last around 6-7 hours using wireless on a single charge. I have never had a virus nor have any other Mac users I know, and all the Mac's I have had have outlived their PC equivalents. They are money in the bank at the end of the day.
If you can afford to go Pro, do it. I bought a new MBP around 6 weeks ago and although most PC's do give you better bang for your buck, the new i7 (i5 standard in the 13") processors have closed that margin slightly. Budget in another few added years onto the standard 1 year warranty and for Office for Mac if you need it. If the budget doesn't allow a brand new Mac or you just plain think they're too expensive, don't be afraid of the refurbished ones on Apples website.
Once you go Mac, you'll never go back.
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My advice is pour a tall glass of either, add a couple of shots of vodka and drink...should cure that nasty hangover every time...
Ahhh, the trusty highball mixes. Speaking from experience the classic screwdriver or bloody mary are particularly good when you have a family function on the next day and you don't want to appear hungover as a mofo but also don't want to be seen in front of the little cousins or mum partaking in the use of the hair of the dog tactic.
Alternatively, you could always try the voodoo cure by sticking thirteen black pins in the cork of that offending bottle of red.
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They either need lots of wind or lots of water. I don't know if there is enough wind in Japan but they obviously chose to go with water cooled reactors for whatever reasons. I can't imagine a tsunami destroying a nuclear power plant as they would have had measures in place to prevent that. And as far as I am aware it wasn't the tsunami that broke the cooling systems but the earthquake which is an extremely rare event, at that magnitude anyway.