I was doing my usual routine getting ready for bed; brushing my teeth, flossing and taking my nightly meds. Done, I walked into the room where my wife was laying in bed in her usual sleep wear; a pair of my boxers and a blue wife beater that she'd claimed as hers. I didn't mind because she looked fucking drop dead gorgeous in them. I slipped into bed, picked up the latest copy of Guns & Ammo and started flipping through i...

I got a text from my friend telling me about a huge party in the desert this coming weekend. I thought about it and decided to go. It had been a long time since I'd been out of the house to have a good time. But I remembered that I didn't have any party favors. I packed my car and headed for the border to get some. I hit the border, and the line was so long that I contemplated on heading home. But finally the line started...

Here I am again stuck in traffic, like usual. Yelling to myself because the traffic isn't moving. But the good thing is that it's Friday and a three day weekend. All I want to do is get home, grab a beer, take a nice long shower and relax. Finally the traffic starts to move and I see why we had to wait so long. Some dumb-ass chick was in her phone while driving and slammed into the back of a semi. “STUPID ASS!!! “ yelled...

Finally, it’s Friday and I only have two big yards to do today. I know I'll be done before 2 o'clock and I'll get to go home to get my weekend started early. I was excited as I dressed and grabbed my paper work for the day. Getting to the first yard, I zipped through it like nothing. The second yard took a bit longer, because they wanted a little more detail then usual. Apparently they were having a huge get together this...

I work as a lawn care specialist or as most people know us as Gardeners. But I take pride in my work and do it the best to my ability. So I am at the main office, changing into my work uniform and picking up my route. I have three stops, two big yards and a small back yard that has gotten out of hand. So I figure I'll leave the small one to the end seeing I'll have lunch before. Today is a hot one hitting 98 at 10 am. The...

This story takes place one night when a naughty friend and I start to chat through IM. With her permission I have posted here for all to enjoy. Becca: Hi, how are you, How was your day? Just catching up since it's been a couple of days since we chatted. Spanky: Just fine how are you, I've missed you Our usual start to our conversations. A little chit chat and then, the conversation turns into a heated one. Spanky: would y...

I woke up to a text from Amber “Morning baby how'd u sleep?” I got up and headed to the bathroom to relieve myself not texting her back. I was standing there doing my business and remembering the awesome night I just woke up from. I got done and headed to my room to get my crap ready for the hard day before me. Grabbing my phone there was another text. I flipped open my phone and saw it was another one from Amber. “Hey se...

First off got to give a shout out to one of my friends Scribe. If it wasn't for him commenting on one of the pictures and we started chatting about the good ole day then this story would have NEVER been told. This is a true story or what I can remember of it. Hope Y’all like it. I live on a big piece of land about 48 arches and there is a nice sized private lake. I am a huge pothead always have been and always will be. I...

Please Read pt. 1 or you may be confused in the story. Thanks SSA.... One other thing you will read about is a car that is Murdered out, what that means is everything is blacked out. I took a shower and put on some extremely baggy shorts and a shirt you could use as a tent, luckily we had the same shoe size so they fit perfectly. Couldn't wear any boxers Because they were too big. We walked outside and I saw the piece of...

This story came to me after watching a episode of Supernatural, plus I LOVE the Wishmaster movies. So I thought 'WHAT THE HELL' let me give it a shot but I wanted to take go the NAUGHTY way with it.I woke up early on my day off climbing into the shower. I could feel like this was a great day to be alive (not knowing what is going to go down later in the day). Then making a very delicious breakfast eating slow enjoying eve...

This story is dedicated to my new friend NaughtybyNature after a NICE long NAUGHTY CHAT. I decided to write a story involving us :) Hope you enjoy. About a year an a half after high school I was looking for a job but nothing was available in the little town I lived in. One day my mom and her sister were talking on the phone and the subject came up. My aunt told her that my uncle was looking for help with his auto repair b...

It all started three months before junior year let out, it was Career Day so classes where almost empty. Sitting in English class Ms. Doe just let us do whatever we wanted to do. So I did my homework for the day, about half way threw the class Ms. Doe got bored so she handed out some books so we could read out loud. She was wearing a thin floral summer dress. That she always wears that went a little under half way down he...

The Move pt.2 I worked the four days that heather wasn't there it seem to be going so long and boring. On the day she was suppose to come back I woke up early got ready to go to work when my phone rang the boss told me that the schedule was put up and I have the next two days off. I was pretty bummed but happy to got some free time to hang out and relax. Later that day I headed to the lake to go fishing was a nice and sun...

The Move pt.1 I move from the big city to a small farm town in the desert, my family finds a nice house on a lot of land. On the land there is citrus orchard and a small lake. I was excited because I love to fish and hang out by the water. We do the grueling task of moving, I take the room in the back of the house over the first week I unpack setting up my room how I had it in the old house it felt more comfortable to me....

It was Sunday, not much going on, so I decided to go and wash my cloths at the laundromat. I packed up the car, grabbed my iPod and then took off. When I got there, the laundry mat was empty. Unpacking my clothes, pulling my iPod out of my pocket, I realized that I forgot my headphones. It was cool though, I had an iPod touch so it had built in speakers. Sighing, I turned on my favorite band Deftones. As I was jamming out...