Every Fuck down in Fucksville liked XXXmas a lot... But the Inch, who lived just north of Fucksville, did not! The Inch hated XXXmas! The whole XXXmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be that his testicles were hung up far too high. It could be, perhaps, that his bladder was shy. But I think that the most likely reason of all, May have been that his cock was two sizes too small. B...