Tentacular Day
Was it a dream? Or did I encounter aliens the other week? Did they somehow transform me?I awoke the other morning in a fog… my body felt drained but lightly euphoric. I got up and sipped a little water from my bedside cup. And as usual… strolled into the bathroom and sat down on the toilet. (Yes, I have been sitting down and peeing since my children were toddlers. My inquisitive daughter cured me of standing and peeing when she grabbed it midstream.) I felt really clean and fresh for some reason… almost like...