“Can I get a light please?”

“Sure.

“Thanks.

"Nice lipstick.”

"Aldi, but thanks again.”

“You’re welcome. Sorry, I didn’t get your name.”

“Did you not?”

“Ok.”

“It’s cold out here tonight, you’d think they’d put some heaters in. Amanda, by the way.”

“Amanda, I like that. Do you go by Mandy too?”

“No. Do you?”

“No, Jennifer.”

“Hah! Good one.”

“You can call me Paul.”

“Paul, nice. You don’t see many Pauls around.”

“I see one every morning.”

“I used to know a Paul, years ago.”

“Not guilty.”

“How do you know? I was only six.”

“I think I’d remember you.”

“Charmer.”

“Hardly.”

“Standing there in your nice overcoat being charming, while the rest of us freeze.”

“Here, let me lend it to you.”

“Put that back on! You just have a light shirt on under it. You’ll freeze.”

“Probably. You’re shivering, though. Why don’t we share it?”

“Will we both fit?”

“Only one way to find out. Here, put your arms around me. I’ll close it around us both.”

“You’re very warm. This is nice.”

“Yes, it is.”

“Are you getting cold?”

“A bit. Here, put your face against mine.”

“Like this?”

“Mmmm. Exactly like that.”

“Better?”

“A lot better, can you breathe on my neck?”

“You’ll have to show me how.”

“Like this.”

“Oh, that’s nice, let me do it for you.”

“Wow, that was certainly an unexpected sensation.”

“I had a good teacher.”

“You’re a natural.”

“Keep doing it, Paul.”

“Yes dear.”

“Did you just kiss me?”

“I think my lips just strayed too close to your skin.”

“So you did.”

“I’m sorry. You can kiss me to get your own back if you like.”

“You have soft lips.”

“I only kissed your neck.”

“Sorry, you can kiss my lips, just to get your own back.”

“Mmmm, you used your tongue.”

“Sorry, it has a mind of its own.”

“It’s soft and warm.”

“You have beautiful eyes, Amanda.”

“I’m still fixated on your tongue.”

“I’m not selfish, would you like some more?”

“If you insist. That’d be nice.”

“Yours is soft and warm too.”

“Thanks, Paul. Should we do it again?”

“It couldn’t hurt, maybe we should kiss properly?”

“It couldn’t hurt.”

"Thanks, Amanda, That was, ehm, uplifting?

"Your hand was on my bum for a second."

"I couldn't resist, sorry again."

"I liked it, but don't tell anyone."

"If you kiss me, I can do it again."

"Do you like my bum?"

"Yes, it's beautiful."

"Ok then."

"What's wrong?"

"Your hand is inside my knickers."

"Is that not allowed?"

"Not necessarily, but someone could see us."

"There's no one else here."

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