Last weekend my husband had beer on his mind so I gave him a tap on his head.
My dentst and manicurist fight tooth and nail.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
Never give your uncle and anteater.
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redlips
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 39
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Whatever you give a woman she will make greater.
If you give her groceries she will make you a meal.
If you give her a house she will give you a home.
If you give her a smile she will give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So if you give her any crap be ready to receive a ton of shit.
If you give her groceries she will make you a meal.
If you give her a house she will give you a home.
If you give her a smile she will give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So if you give her any crap be ready to receive a ton of shit.
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I assumed I was too confused to allow this confusing dialouge to confuse me further, but I was mistaken. You have succeedded in confusing me further.
I am married in real life. However now I am wondering if I ask 'littlemissbitch' to enter into a same sex online marriage with me (because i want to pinch her sweet little avatar ass everytime I see it), and hypothetically, say she agrees, then, would I be cheating on her if I allow my real life husband to...ahhh mate, say...or on the other hand would it be unfair to...ahhh deny him for no other reason then her ass is so much more appealing then his...ahhh whatever....but wait, I have become enthralled by 'shylass' and her sweet comments, so.......ahhh maybe..............
Please, does anyone know of an online therapist I could be referred to? Help me chef k, help me!!!!
I am married in real life. However now I am wondering if I ask 'littlemissbitch' to enter into a same sex online marriage with me (because i want to pinch her sweet little avatar ass everytime I see it), and hypothetically, say she agrees, then, would I be cheating on her if I allow my real life husband to...ahhh mate, say...or on the other hand would it be unfair to...ahhh deny him for no other reason then her ass is so much more appealing then his...ahhh whatever....but wait, I have become enthralled by 'shylass' and her sweet comments, so.......ahhh maybe..............
Please, does anyone know of an online therapist I could be referred to? Help me chef k, help me!!!!
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I can't say that crossdressers actually 'turn me on', but I know a couple whom I really really like because they are just really sweet people and that is what sort of turns me on about them. I don't really have any 'tips', but would say the more you are around girls you find attractive and that you think are sexy, the more you will discover what will help you get to where you want to be. You must be your own self, but we ALL emulate those we admire. Not being a crossdresser myself perhaps I can't really help you much, but I do wish you well in your journey.
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I do not think you should hurry to act on your feeling of 'needing to come out' about this. Tell your husband, he is the ONLY one who needs to know about your desires right now. If things progress to more activity, then I believe you will find an oppurtunity will arise to share with others as needed. There is no reason to rush into an announcement. Let things take there course and work out smoothly and naturally.
Wishing you the best.
Wishing you the best.
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Nikki703, it is no wonder everyone loves you so. I would love to sit and sip coffee with you sometime.
But to the thread which FilipHalta began, I don't believe I ever even considered anyone being conserned about the time. Ten seconds, 11, 12, OMG it hasn't happened yet!! Calm down, chill out and be cool, the little lady will make it happen when it's time for it. Our Lush Ladies perhaps BEFORE it is time for it but that would be another thread I suppose.
But to the thread which FilipHalta began, I don't believe I ever even considered anyone being conserned about the time. Ten seconds, 11, 12, OMG it hasn't happened yet!! Calm down, chill out and be cool, the little lady will make it happen when it's time for it. Our Lush Ladies perhaps BEFORE it is time for it but that would be another thread I suppose.
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I have never actually had sex in an elevator but have been very well felt up. First the touch (was that accidental?), then again, and more, and I found it very very fun and arousing. Now I can't get on one without thinking about it and wanting something to happen. But probably just touching!!
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Well I haven't understood this either. To me it's allright to state your preference, but Jeez, why are we here? This is a social network. Some people come across like, ok I'm here but leave me the fuck alone, and I always wonder why they are here then. I don't accept lots of friend requests, those I do accept I am interested in getting to know more about, those I am not interested in I just click on deny, it isn't difficult or time consuming. If you are just here to read the stories you don't need a profile. I really don't understand the 'fear' some seem to have of being contacted.
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First my eyes will invite, then glance away (because I'm not trying to stare you down), then come right back. If they don't come right back and lock on yours, then it's a no go. Second, if I am that interested I will touch you, doesn't matter where, (hand, arm, etc.) and I will leave my hand on you. That's pretty much an invite for you to touch back, and if I don't reject that touch you are on the way to homebase baby.
btw, that sounds so simple, but here is a tip, if you have had too much to drink you will mess up those signals every time. Besides never getting them from me in the first place.
btw, that sounds so simple, but here is a tip, if you have had too much to drink you will mess up those signals every time. Besides never getting them from me in the first place.
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Quote by freakycactus
At least, 'What brings you here?' isn't as bad as, 'So, what are you into?' Giving them an answer that doesn't involve something sexual isn't good enough - I've just started talking to you, I'm not going to tell you about my sexual interests!
Fortunately, I bore most of these people away.
"So, What are you into" is even a worse question than 'What brings you here? for me to answer. Do they mean sexual activity, hobbies, family, the bathtub, WHAT????? I have answered this question assuming it was a question about my sexual desires and have apparently offended two people by my answers.
PLEASE, don't ask me these questions. pleasepleasepleaseplease...ahhhhhhhhhhh!
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Quote by Curlygirly
Reading that question made me gag a little, so I'm going to say it's not for me.
When I first read the subject, I thought you were referring to wine. Boy, was I ever wrong.
Curlygirly, let's go have a glass of wine together. This thread is leaving a bad taste in my mouth.vKOORKnEPNVPEdCf