Yes but it's like talking to a cab driver when you ask what time he finishes or has it been a busy shift. Just can't help but ask.
It's an ice breaker, ok so a crap one, but one none the less.
Haha yeah, i get this..... Ummm i like sex!
It is always an awkward question for me for some reason. I don't know whether to answer seriously or silly.
Why are you asking?
What does it matter?
Because I f___ing want to and now am getting pissed off because your f___ing question just set me off again!!!
Thank you giaana99. kisses
If you ignore beauty, you will soon find yourself without it.................Frank Lloyd Wright
I always practice obedience, when it's in my best interest.
I think my brain's slowed down because I can't figure out whether I'm meant to tell you what brings me to Lush OR if you want my opinion on the question 'What brings you here?' as a line from some dude in a bar... y'know, I think I'm gonna go eat some broccoli (brain food)...
Strangely enough, nobody has ever asked me that particular question, but if they did then I am not sure how I would reply, other than to wonder about the ethereal and nebulous nature of the world wide web and the lack of a physical destination per-se, which is nevertheless implied by the word "here" contained in the question.
The question may be better phrased as "What takes you there" perhaps? That may be easier to answer.
One further alternative could, at a pinch, be to think to oneself "ahhh, fuck it" and just state you love cyber-fucking.
Each to their own I guess.
I think it's just a common yet unoriginal ice-breaker question - often used in bars/clubs as well. It's right up there on the cringe-scale as "so, are you having fun tonight?"
Pretty uninspired way to start a convo, but probably still better than some super cheesey pick-up line.
I like it if the guy/or girl is more direct and introduces himself with no corny come on but in a way that it is obvious he is interested but also he is not making himself out to be God's gift to women, if that makes any sense. If he/she is gonna use a line, I prefer it be something original that was created specifically for me like commenting on my eyes or outfit or something.
And it must be while I am at the bar or some place quiet where he doesnt have to shout!!
BTW, if someone asks me "what brings me here?", I will answer my car and walk away!!
It's the banana sandwich recipe in the picnic section of the recipes forum. It's such a turn on.
It has to be a whole banana between two slices of fresh moist and spongy bread.
Sliced banana just isn't phallic enough.
that is exactly what i think..
sorry did not mean to offend you..
its just that it is such a common question and i don't have any asnwer for it
I always prefer something odd or outrageous. My most successful pick up line in real life was "how do you like your oranges squeezed for breakfast?" It doesn't even make sense, but it always worked.
A quote from above:
"For the record, I wasn't asking for me. I was asking for my cousin. No, my brother. Yea, that's the ticket. Asking for my brother. I don't have any problems picking up the hot chicks in the the dance club. My Wrangler jeans, cowboy boots, cowboy hat, and long sleeve Wrangler snap-front shirt usually works. Especially when I leave the top 3 buttons undone showing off my big gold chain. And to top it off, when I flash the Lincolns that's all she wrote. I have to fight 'em off the the bullwhip attached to my rodeo belt."
Sounds like a truck driver to me!!
Yeah..I know that's lame but I "retired" from that profession.
Rick