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what brings you here.. isn't that the most common thing people ask

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lafayettemister
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WOW!! I thought she meant real life too.

I agree with X, if asked on lush by someone I kind of knew or was building a friendly relationship with, I would tell that I came to Lush because I liked to read erotic stories. I joined because I didnt realize that I could read the stories without being a member (sometimes I can be a real airhead, LOL). Then I eventually started to explore the sight and loved it!!

With people who contact me with no previous contact, it never gets far enough to respond! I mean what can be more inviting than "Hi, what brings you to Lush? Im here because Im so horny! I bet you would just love my 9" cock in you right now? " And I am being serious about getting messages like that!


Oh come on! Don't shortchange me. I said I bet you would just love my 14" cock in you right now. Sheesh.



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freakycactus
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At least, 'What brings you here?' isn't as bad as, 'So, what are you into?' Giving them an answer that doesn't involve something sexual isn't good enough - I've just started talking to you, I'm not going to tell you about my sexual interests!

Fortunately, I bore most of these people away.
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No longer confused... :P
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A friend sent me here!
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At least, 'What brings you here?' isn't as bad as, 'So, what are you into?' Giving them an answer that doesn't involve something sexual isn't good enough - I've just started talking to you, I'm not going to tell you about my sexual interests!

Fortunately, I bore most of these people away.


"So, What are you into" is even a worse question than 'What brings you here? for me to answer. Do they mean sexual activity, hobbies, family, the bathtub, WHAT????? I have answered this question assuming it was a question about my sexual desires and have apparently offended two people by my answers.
PLEASE, don't ask me these questions. pleasepleasepleaseplease...ahhhhhhhhhhh!
If you ignore beauty, you will soon find yourself without it.................Frank Lloyd Wright

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I think the worst ice breaker stands for me as what stories are you into...Like I know your just trying to find out what I am into sexually but geeze... I usually give a smartass answer like breathing...then low and behold i get a private chat request..YAY
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I think my brain's slowed down because I can't figure out whether I'm meant to tell you what brings me to Lush OR if you want my opinion on the question 'What brings you here?' as a line from some dude in a bar... y'know, I think I'm gonna go eat some broccoli (brain food)...


thought the same thing -

Either way I'd probably answer the same way with exactly what I'm doing anywhere.
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