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I think being funny as for the common guy/girl in regular conversation, you either have or you don't. Funny comes with a charm, and a little bit of storytelling you can only gain if you are open to it.
On the flip side, there are some funny ass comedians out there, that for the most part are self hating, really dark people.
Quote by WellMadeMaleQuote by mister215
I think I just want to talk to them and learn more about them
Get your porn fix here: Luke has the pulse of the industry.
I hear you can get a fluffer position fairly easily. But unless you're swinging some impressive equipment, it's not all that easy for a young man to transition directly into hetero porn. Most get there by doing the gay stuff, first.
Let us know how it goes for you!
not the size ^^ Quote by AngelicAdmirer
I think many retire pretty young, young in comparison to other people.
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Go to Vegas in January to the "AVN Adult Entertainment Expo". Check the link below to see if your favourites are attending.
http://www.adultentertainmentexpo.com/
Quote by nicola
Meditation:
According to UCLA physiologist JR. Keith Wallace, meditators who used meditation regularly for up to 5 years, had an average biological age 5 years lower than their chronological age. Those who'd been meditating for more than 5 years had an average biological age that was 12 years lower than their chronological age.
(Buddhism for Busy People)
Meditate and live longer!
I have started meditating on a daily basis, first thing when I wake up in the morning. I'm finding it's calming down the "mad monkey of my mind" quite considerably.
What do you recommend and why?
Quote by LadyXQuote by LittleMissBitchQuote by mister215Quote by rxtales
I often wonder why I like extreme rough sex when I have such an abusive past. At first I felt bad when ever I would engage in rough sex, then I realised that I like it, so I should enjoy it. I still wonder what draws me to sex when it goes to the extreme, but it only matters that I do, not why.
why would you like rough sex? and I don't mean to disrespect
but it seems like the woman always gets hurt :\
I hate to see girls mistreated :\
theres a fine line between pain and pleasure mister215 and when you have loving partner and open communication then the woman isnt being hurt by the roughness. i love it when my husband slaps my ass...really hard. yes it hurts but after being together he knows just how hard to hit so that it feels great!
this is true, sometimes getting 'hurt' can feel so fucking good. When you aren't scared, and you feel secure, that pain is so real, it heightens everything, and it pushes boundaries. I'm not a huge pain-girl, but I do get why people are into it, and for me, a little bit or sometimes even more than that can be oh so good!
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I usually view sex with my binoculars because it.....erm....oh crap.....wrong thread!!!
I'll go with DD on this, especially if it lets me classify getting a BJ as just fooling around! Now, where is that darned address book so I can call DD??
Quote by rxtales
I often wonder why I like extreme rough sex when I have such an abusive past. At first I felt bad when ever I would engage in rough sex, then I realised that I like it, so I should enjoy it. I still wonder what draws me to sex when it goes to the extreme, but it only matters that I do, not why.
perhaps you might find this kinda helps you understand your own reasons for loving sex? 
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gotcha ;)
thanks for the help
in the future would you like to proof read them before I start posting them?
of course i'll fix my spelling before I hand it too you, don't want to give you a headache do I ? ;)
Now you're on the right track.
You kind of waltzed into this forum like a robber strolling into a bank, announcing your intent with a megaphone.
Then some of the guards and many of the patrons all pulled out their pieces and let you have it. That is what forums do better than anything else, on the internets.
You've received fine info and pointers here. My apologies for the light sarcasm I heaped on you earlier.
I was watching snippets of the Academy Awards on the telly last night. Some fellow, and I forget who he is or what he won an award for - gave an excellent, brief and to-the-point acceptance speech.
He thanked his parents for never telling him that he couldn't do 'it'...It being whatever it was, which he attempted to do, in his youth or his life. Then he encouraged all the young people who might be watching, to take his advice and never let people tell you - that you can't achieve it.
He could well have been speaking for everyone in that room last night...and for everyone on this website who has ever submitted a story to this site or any other site.
You can do anything you set your mind to. Just practice. A lot.
Welcome to Lush, Mister .
Find half a dozen or more writers here, whose stories entertain and inform you or make you think...and emulate their styles. When you're young and inexperienced with anything, the best you can hope for - is success, emulating someone who appears to be - successful. Find a proofreader and enlist their assistance.
Exakta66 would make a fine proofreader and, mentor.
