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matt55
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Angie has a new job as a phone sex operator and from what I hear she is very busy.
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since you won't kiss her, I'll kiss you but thats all. None of that licking or fucking stuff. Yet!
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Only once and wasn't worried about it other than it was making me late.
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Hilarious! Of course it would be no contest. Lushies would win everytime. They might not let us play though because we'd want to replace the plunger and toilet paper roll with the real thing.
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Now you are probably thinking about it too much. You get right to that point and in the back of your mind you worry if you will be able to finish or not. Take a break from it for as long as you can stand it and when you are really horny try it again. This time just relax and enjoy it with no expectations of the orgasm. Jut let it happen. Easy for me to say.
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I do like to celebrate anniversaries and actually June 25th, yesterday, is a special one for me.
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Quote by Autumn17
I think it's pretty corny too but I do think that it is a classic, My parents like it


Ouch! That makes me feel old. We watch it now and then.
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I have to go back in my memory for this but:

1. when you wet your thumb with saliva to wipe a dirty face.
2. you plan your nights out around the babysitters
3. the best of all-you become a master chef for pancake making.
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After reading all of the responses, which would be my response as well, I would like it if cupcakemountain came in and explained a little further. It seems like we are missing something here.
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If you've seen one you've seen them all
Some are big and some are small
During sex, suck on them all
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Quote by Metilda
I hate DVD porn - I use to have a stash of 100 or so but they always were crappy in some way. Fake orgasms, fake sex, fake tits - I can't stand their voices, the makeup, the acting.

I eventually got rid of it all (pretty penny) . . . guys seem to appreciate that a bit more.

Instead - I have a large number of site I go to for porn. I prefer homespun and realism more than anything that's sold in DVD format.


I agree with Metilda. I don't own any porn. There is too much available at our fingertips anytime we want it.
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nothing I watch every week lately. I watch the history channel and discovery a lot so can't name any characters there. The last show I remember watching regularly was 24. I wish we had a Jack Bauer out there now keeping us safe.
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I would say being of the same mind sexually and wanting to explore.

what physical attribute is most important to you in a lover?
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when you tell your kids they can't do something because they are too young when you know damn well you were doing it at their age or before.
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My wife tries to get me to go all the time. I have said no thanks every time. I do it myself.
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a date so I could introduce her to my wife. just kidding honey!
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Guilty

have you ever been so vigorous in your sex that you sprained something?
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