I am a sixty-three-year-old man with a bald head and a beer belly. In short, I'm an ugly old fart. But the most attractive and desirable women from all over the country come to me and sleep with me. Moreover, I am paid excellently for this. But first things first. Until the age of fifty-nine, I had led a pretty average life. My job as an accountant bored me more and more every year. But it was another seven long years unt...

My old boss released me surprisingly quickly. Dr. Schneider indicated to me that a generous transfer fee had sped things up a lot. The female patients were assigned to me by the health department. There were attractive and less attractive women among them. It soon became apparent that with the less attractive women, I was having trouble maintaining a proper erection and squirting properly. Dr. Schneider called me in. "Mr....

On Saturday morning, I got up at nine o'clock. Laura was already awake and sitting in the kitchen. She was wearing my daughter's bathrobe, which I had handed to her. "Good morning Laura," I said. "I hope you're really hungry. Are you in the mood for pancakes with maple syrup?" "Oh yes, I'd love to!" she replied, "I'll help you." We had a long, hearty breakfast and chatted about this and that. "Would you like to try my hot...

Our encounter the next week was pure emotion. Laura was the type of woman I had dreamed of all my life. She returned my affection. At least that was the impression I had. "Can I visit you from time to time?" she asked me at the end of the second therapy. In the following weeks she was always with me from Friday to Saturday. We talked a lot about life, ate pizza or sushi, drank wine or tea, and were almost like lovers. "Se...

Laura and me spent a few wonderful hours. I was more than ever in love with her. The next day I had an appointment with Dr. Schneider. Her beautiful receptionist Kira let me in. As almost always, she made a bad-tempered impression. I considered her unsympathetic and downright arrogant. She took me to an examination room equipped with a gynecological chair. Dr. Schneider came in. "Don't be afraid, Mr. Möller. You don't hav...

That was a successful start into the business week. On Wednesday, I had an appointment with my favorite actress. Several months had passed since our meeting in the Alps and I assumed that she would not return. To my surprise, she called me one day, apologized for the long break and asked for a second appointment. I let her flounder a bit and gave her an appointment three weeks later. She even agreed to come to my office....

My son, my daughter, my son-in-law and me occasionally played the German card game called Doppelkopf. We had been at it for two hours when, to my surprise, the doorbell rang. Amaya was standing in the doorway. She was dripping wet. Shortly before, a violent thunderstorm had unloaded over the city. Until now, I had kept Amaya's existence a secret from my family. I was sure that my daughter Vanessa would disapprove of the f...