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iceman
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by mrplow
No.

I'd pee in this though:







Not only YES! But HELL YES!!




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Hell yes I like petite girls! Short, small frame, slight build, smallish breasts... girls like this make me want to think of them as... oh, so fragile. Be careful she'll break!... Only to find out she's a wild cat, just waiting to claw your eyes out, but yet a little puppy all ready to be cuddled and loved. Please, give me a wonderful petite girl any time!


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"SOMETHING!"


I ain't an "Old Fart" but there, I said it....





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Well now, I'm all for the "No Fur" thing too, but why aren't those girls totally
naked showing that they don't have any "fur"! There is nothing like a nice
bald pussy!



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While all of these girls tits are very nice, I'll stick to the natural, A/B-cup size, thank you...




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Quote by Jillicious
Back in the day when she made nice wholesome movies I used to think to myself, "She will make a great little whore one day."


And now, Jill.... she's going to be a nice cute little jailhouse whore!



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While some people may not like it, I'm into writing a story along with being descriptive about feelings and emotions....

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Poor little abused baby! I'm not about to feel sorry for her one little bit! I think it's about time she started to be treated like the adult she supposedly is..... 90 might wake her up just a wee bit.

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Quote by Dancing_Doll
I am completely against driving and texting, and agree with the current laws re banning/fines/charges.


In the case of texting and driving (or cell phone use and driving) having caused an accident, I think it's extremely hard to prove this. In many cases, when an accident happens, you aren't looking at the driver that hit you. With drunk drivers, there are tests that can be performed at the scene to verify that the person is drunk. How can one verify that someone was texting 'after the fact'? There are phone records that can be reviewed, but is it the job of the police officer to question this?

Or will this be something for the insurance companies to be more interested in?

I think it's safe to say that most of us are more distracted when talking on the phone, or listening to a news program, or doing anything other than driving in complete silence. Texting is certainly on one end of the extreme, but it can be a slippery slope when you look at the continuum.


Actually, DD, it is the job of the police to look into the cell phone records of drivers involved in accidents, if it suspected, as part of their accident investigations. They can even get the exact times of texts/calls, including the actual text and to whom. I do have a cell phone I use for work/pleasure, but I have my voice mail say that if I don't answer, I'm working or driving and will get back to the party. As for text, I just wait until I'm parked before reading or answering... it's really quite simple! No cell phone call or text is that important.... ever!

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I'm all for the ban of texting and/or talking on cell phones while driving. I'd like to see the fines raised for the first offense and doubled for each offense thereafter. I've seen and/or read about too many accidents and deaths due to people doing either. I've even seen police using cell phones while driving! I can understand them using their radios, but never the cell phone. If you need to text or call, pull into a parking lot somewhere out of traffic, don't be stupid!

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It could be your browser. I use both IE8 and Mozilla-Firefox. Take a look at your browser settings and see if changes need to be made so it will allow Lush.... This is all I can think of.....

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Quote by Chauncey
Hey Lushies, I kinda need some advice. How do you forget about someone that used you and seems like they never really cared?
I mean half of me still care about her while the other totally despises her for what she has done to me. At first I wanted to be her friend, but now I don't, but yet the pain is still felt.



Now that probably ain't gonna happen.....

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Quote by MissJess
What it the most polite part of a man's body?????????His cock, because it stands up so a lady can sit down.arLQp3EJTr4YbR8r Well mabe not that funny but it's cute.....


It's also patriotic.... stands up to salute a lady....

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I've had some of my selections appearing in the "red" as in not being accepted on here. All I did was reload the whole page using the reload button on the browser and it was all fine again.

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Quote by cunnilinguist
Hi

I'm new to the forum. I enjoy the stories here a lot. I decided to "give back to the community" and submit a story of my own, but the problem is that English is my second language. So my English kinda sucks. So, can anybody here go trough my story my story, edit it and make it more readable so that I can post it here? Please respond via direct message and I'll send it to you.

Thanks in advance.


I'll be glad to give it a go... I'll send you a PM with the information.

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Quote by ReallyHard
Planet Earth?


I'm gonna go for any where, any time, in this and all the alternate universes.....

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And, the sad thing is, only a small percentage of the total population would take notice.....

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Let me see now.....

Teens------------Heard about "IT", sounds kewl, wants "IT"...
20's--------------Trying to find "IT and use "IT"...
30's--------------Had "IT" for a while, misused "IT"...
40's--------------Found "IT" again, trying to figure "IT" out...
50"s--------------Misplaced "IT" again, hunting all over for "IT"...
60's--------------Had "IT", trying to figure out what "IT" is....
70's--------------Heard about "IT" ages ago, but...
80's--------------Remember hearing about "IT" somewhere...
90's--------------Somebody mentions "IT", says "huh?"...



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Should have had a picture of her deep throating it!

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Quote by Art69


I can only guess that the dildo is hidden by the bottom spoke of the steering wheel....

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Quote by Dancing_Doll
I think some people 'never get it'...



I'm at a detriment with three social factors that shouldn't mean anything, but do... I'm a twenty-something, I'm female, and I'm blonde.



DD, I'm adding an additional description for you: "Cuter than a cuddly puppy."

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Just got out of the shower and I do love being naked!

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Although I've tried oysters many times in many styles, I just don't like them.

Nicola, if you want to spice up your Heinz ketchup, add one teaspoon of "Tapatio" brand hot sauce per 1/4 cut ketchup. This hot sauce has no vinegar added, making it perfect to go with Heinz.

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Parrot? What parrot? I didn't see no stinkin' parrot!

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Now why did I get the feeling he would do something stupid like that?

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Hmmmmm.... Well, I think it might be obvious when the bat strikes you between the eyes....

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I've got two that I've lusted after for many years:

#1 ..... Jodie Foster

#2 ..... Katherine Zeta-Jones

Two of the hottest ladies in the Universe!

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Quote by Zadi
Is this for real? Surely a wind up?

But you know she is American and, well, God Bless them for taking some things just a bit too seriously.


This american is is not going to take this issue too seriously and maybe it should be considered not at all. Hope you guys and dolls notice my bare and available camel toe.

If you are available what is wrong with announcing your availablity?




Are you saying you're available? I know I certainly am!