I suppose it even happened to cavemen. You come home from a hard day of hunting dinosaurs with a club and find your woman in the back of the cave getting boinked by another caveman. Of course, being a sensitive, considerate caveman with a tiny dick, what else can you do except sit out in front of the cave and let them finish. It wasn't the first time a girlfriend had cheated on me. But I didn't think Mary would. And not i...

I couldn't believe I was sitting in church, wearing a suit and tie. Debbie sat beside me in a frilly pink and white dress, a silly pink hat on her head. It was 1971, and that's how people dressed on Sundays, way back then. I hadn't been to church in over ten years. It wasn't Deb I was trying to impress. It was her older sister, Karen, who was my goddess. I knew Karen would never have anything to do with a guy like me unle...

I was twenty-six when Cheryl called and acted like we were old friends. We were from the same small town, a thousand miles away, and I didn't think we had ever spoken. She was the most beautiful and popular girl in high school, the homecoming and prom queen her senior year. I was a popular athlete, but only a lowly freshman. When I began college, in 1966, I was surprised to see her on campus. I didn't know she was a stude...

I was desperately seeking a new roommate when I found Ami online. She was thirty-two, from Japan, and splitting up with her American husband of six months. She seemed very nice and had the rent in cash and moved in that day. Her English wasn't very good so we didn't talk very much, but she was a good roommate. When she wasn't at work she stayed in her room and was very quiet. Sometimes at night I could hear her crying, wh...

During my senior year of college, in 1969-70, I shared a rundown old hippie house with three roommates. One of them, Phil, was a serious photographer. Our school was so small it had only two photography classes, and he was allowed to take them over and over. He was a Philosophy major, not an art student, but that spring he was given a senior show at the campus gallery. I went to the opening and I was shocked silly to see...

I turned twenty-one in the spring of my junior year of college, in 1969, and I could at last live off-campus. I had so many fails and drops I had to go to summer school to graduate on time and I couldn't wait to get out of the dorms. A guy from my hometown, Ron, shared an old rundown hippie house with three roommates and they needed a replacement for the summer so I moved in. When he didn't return that fall I stayed. I wa...

My sister Ellie was two years younger than me and the summer after she graduated from high school the secretary at our church in our small hometown went on a maternity leave and Ellie replaced her. It didn't take long for the preacher to get his pecker up her butthole. We weren't hillbillies but cornholing was a polite and respectful way to have sex, Ellie could remain a virgin and not have to worry about getting preggers...

When I was twenty and began my junior year of college my sister Ellie, eighteen, became a freshman at my small university. I was surprised she wanted to go there, it was the only four-year school my bad grades would get me into but she had a full-scholarship and could have gone to any university in the state. After about a week she called me in my dorm room and she was hysterical and crying. Like most freshmen she was hom...