Monday Morning: "Hey Missy, you know you are not pulling your weight around the flat, and the rest of us, your flatmates, are getting slightly peeved at having to clean up after you," I said with annoyance. I am going to invoke Factor Thirteen if you don't do your fair share of the housekeeping duties around here. "You knew what the rules were when you moved in so there is no excuse for your laziness. Today is Monday, so...

It was just one of those hot and humid days that was meant to be. Viv had been looking for an old car - affectionately called a 'Bitch-box' from here on in. She needed a Bitch-boxcar that would go the distance... and maybe even make it back. The rally had a rather grueling course starting in Rockhampton QLD and travelling out west on unsealed roads down through the western deserts of QLD, NSW & VIC, catching the ferry in...

  CHAPTER ONE NAKED HORSES INVITATION “Hi Jack, it’s Olivia here. I was wondering what you are doing during the Labour weekend break, and if you are not otherwise scheduled, would you like to come and be a judge at our very exclusive, and private Naked Horse Competition.” “It is a three-day event and I was hoping that you and Suzie and your crew would be available to come and support our three day competition, as well as...