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Yeah. That stupid vibrating egg, or bullet, or what it's called - never did it for me. The vibrations just aren't strong enough and it's just whimsical. Give me a massager any time, but not something that's powered by the same battery as my remote.
Also, I tend to stay away from any toy that simulates licking. Never tried them, but I just can't imagine them being anything like the real thing.
Aside from that: Cheap dildos. There's just no fun in them. They're loveless, fragile, and kinda cheap looking.
Also: Rabbit vibrators. Or stuff that twists and turns inside. I broke three of them within just a handful of uses (ha, handful, get it?) since my pussy apparently clamps down pretty hard when I cum, and that fucks up their mechanism or something. Kinda sad, because I liked the sensation, but I don't want to spend that money on toys all the time.
Nipple clamps - never used them. I'm fine without them and kinda paranoid that something might happen to my nipples, so I decide against it.
Double ended dildos - They might have seemed like a good idea at the time, but I never got into the right "rhythm" or whatever is required with a partner. So, it was too big a hassle to get any enjoyment out of. I'd rather have individual dildos for everyone.
Bananas. They're too soft, and kinda not that easy to lubricate. Bad choice for an impromptu toy.
Pencils, or anything small like that... well, they're just too small.
Pussy pumps... ah, never used them, but they seem kinda... I guess I have a similar feeling about them as I do with nipple clamps.
Ball gag. I loathe it. I want my partners to speak to me, and not shut them up.
Handcuffs, rope, anything to do with bondage... that's a sure fire way to turn me off. It just seems kinda one-sided and contrived. I understand a lot of girls get wet thinking about them, but this girl... not so much.
That's it, I guess.
Also, I tend to stay away from any toy that simulates licking. Never tried them, but I just can't imagine them being anything like the real thing.
Aside from that: Cheap dildos. There's just no fun in them. They're loveless, fragile, and kinda cheap looking.
Also: Rabbit vibrators. Or stuff that twists and turns inside. I broke three of them within just a handful of uses (ha, handful, get it?) since my pussy apparently clamps down pretty hard when I cum, and that fucks up their mechanism or something. Kinda sad, because I liked the sensation, but I don't want to spend that money on toys all the time.
Nipple clamps - never used them. I'm fine without them and kinda paranoid that something might happen to my nipples, so I decide against it.
Double ended dildos - They might have seemed like a good idea at the time, but I never got into the right "rhythm" or whatever is required with a partner. So, it was too big a hassle to get any enjoyment out of. I'd rather have individual dildos for everyone.
Bananas. They're too soft, and kinda not that easy to lubricate. Bad choice for an impromptu toy.
Pencils, or anything small like that... well, they're just too small.
Pussy pumps... ah, never used them, but they seem kinda... I guess I have a similar feeling about them as I do with nipple clamps.
Ball gag. I loathe it. I want my partners to speak to me, and not shut them up.
Handcuffs, rope, anything to do with bondage... that's a sure fire way to turn me off. It just seems kinda one-sided and contrived. I understand a lot of girls get wet thinking about them, but this girl... not so much.
That's it, I guess.
So, one of my fiction story lines now features a male-to-female Trans-Woman, and I'd rather not fall victim to too many stereotypes, so instead of just portraying her as a gloryfied drag-queen, I'd be more interested in making a character that's actually credible and interesting. Right now, I'm not entirely sure about her sexual orientation and sadly I don't know enough trans-women personally to get any representative sample. Hence this poll.
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You are fine, we men value your thoughts ( I know shocked us too lol). Pussy is has never been sour to me, it has it's own flavor. But it's one of our favorite foods hence the power that it has. Also your not a so stop that.
Hey, I can call myself a if I feel like it! Hehe, anyway... the more I think about this, the more I come to the conclusion that it's not possible to describe pussy taste, just like it's impossible to describe, say, fish taste to someone who never tasted fish. (No pun intended, but I'm sure there will be some.)
One weird thing I just thought of: The best pussies I've ever tasted were from fat girls. (Again, I can call them fat, because I'm fat myself.) I don't know why, but they're just delicious, so maybe it's some kind of galactic justice.
Also, it depends on how clean the woman in question keeps herself. A lot of girls taste like nothing at all with a hint of soap, because they're so uncomfortable with their pussy that they want to eradicate about anything that makes it a pussy to begin with. Needless to say, I find that kinda boring.
On the other hand, I've eaten out girls that had like... strange white deposits in the folds of their labia, and it's quite a challenge to work around that, but in those cases, you'll have to cowboy up and take it in stride. Pussy, like sperm, isn't made to taste good, but to feel good. If it tastes good, all the better. If it doesn't, just fuck her harder for that.
I'll stop now before I go too far off the rails.
Different women have different flavours. In general, the pussy itself is somewhat sour, but not unpleasantly so. It gets stronger when she's on or close to her period, but the taste itself isn't the main concern when you eat someone out - it's more to make her squirm and give her feelings she didn't have before.
Cum tastes a lot like urine, but again, it's different from woman to woman. Sometimes it's thick and creamy, other times it's clear and watery, and sometimes it just *is* urine. It's kind of a tart taste, reminds me of wood, for reasons I don't know since I've never bit on wood... God, it's hard to describe flavours. And I want to be a writer...
ETA: Just realized this is "ask the guys", so excuse this excursion from an old . Carry on.
Cum tastes a lot like urine, but again, it's different from woman to woman. Sometimes it's thick and creamy, other times it's clear and watery, and sometimes it just *is* urine. It's kind of a tart taste, reminds me of wood, for reasons I don't know since I've never bit on wood... God, it's hard to describe flavours. And I want to be a writer...
ETA: Just realized this is "ask the guys", so excuse this excursion from an old . Carry on.
Okay, so I'm working on a new series set in a Zombie Apocalypse, kinda like the Walking Dead, if fucking were an integral part of getting through the Zombie hordes. I'm now trying to imagine what it would be like to actually live through that, day-by-day, losing more and more of the amenities of modern life. And it got me wondering: What would be the most important thing that would probably not be available anymore, but you still would die for? Possible suggestions above, but I ran out of space, so if anything else comes to mind, just leave a comment. For science.
Okay, so. A few times now I've gotten the feedback that readers would like my stories to be longer. Now, aside from the fact that I wondered why they don't just read another one, I'm also wondering what the best length of a story would be.
Mine are usually between 2000 and 3000 words long, which, at an average reading speed, would take about 10 minutes to finish. That's enough for myself to come at least once, so I figured it'd be sufficient. But I've seen stories that are much much longer than that (and I personally don't have the patience to read through them), so I was wondering: What would be the optimal length of a story, like in reading time, or word count?
Mine are usually between 2000 and 3000 words long, which, at an average reading speed, would take about 10 minutes to finish. That's enough for myself to come at least once, so I figured it'd be sufficient. But I've seen stories that are much much longer than that (and I personally don't have the patience to read through them), so I was wondering: What would be the optimal length of a story, like in reading time, or word count?
So. I've got this disagreement with my boyfriend now. He says he's measured his along the top. With a ruler, no less, go figure. And I was like, dude, you're dumb, if you measure it along the bottom it's much longer. He calls me a cheater. So I'm just putting this out there: How do you do it right?
It's hard to say what's going on because nobody here can look inside your head. If you're feeling disgusted and ashamed and guilty, maybe it has something to do with the belief that sex is dirty and "improper".
I was going through a similar time when I was a few years younger than you and I started having this ENORMOUS sex drive. I had to masturbate so much, I'd be sore. (Maybe coincidentally at the time I was also pretty lonely and depressed in general.)
Anyway, after a while I became so upset at myself and felt terribly guilty, so I tried to just... stop. Which would last for about 2 weeks, and then it came back with a vengeance. It took me a long time to just accept that sex was okay, and that I had just a higher drive than many other women I knew.
Today, I just enjoy it, and try to make other women feel at ease with their sexuality. Nobody needs to ride that guilt trip.
I was going through a similar time when I was a few years younger than you and I started having this ENORMOUS sex drive. I had to masturbate so much, I'd be sore. (Maybe coincidentally at the time I was also pretty lonely and depressed in general.)
Anyway, after a while I became so upset at myself and felt terribly guilty, so I tried to just... stop. Which would last for about 2 weeks, and then it came back with a vengeance. It took me a long time to just accept that sex was okay, and that I had just a higher drive than many other women I knew.
Today, I just enjoy it, and try to make other women feel at ease with their sexuality. Nobody needs to ride that guilt trip.