Since no one seems to want to comment, I will give you my take on it. I have always for the most part liked simple toys like life like dildos, clit stimulating vibes, glass dildos etc. OK, I do love my Lelo toys but for the most part they are pretty straight forward in how they work to.
I have always been turned off to anything that has a wire attached to it, especially if you must plug it in. Something about electricity and my pussy that just don't seem to mix for me! LOL I also am not a fan of the first generation rabbit type vibes. there is just too much going on and they look like some sort of Ray Gun from a low budget 1950's Sci-fi movie. Big turn-off. Same goes for that tongue like wheel thing in your pics and anything that looks like it was part of some space creature with all its ticklers and warts! Again, Big turn-off.
And then there is the Hitachi Magic Wand. Everything I have heard about it is that it gives the most incredible orgasms. but when I look it at it is just so non-sexy looking. I know, what does it matter if it works! But the visual aspect is very important to me. When I look at the Hitachi, the first thing I think of is that Bam-Bam Rubble should be carrying it on his shoulder!! No thanks!
Hope this helps what ever it is you wanted to know. This is just one woman's opinion and I am sure I am in the minority on many of my thoughts!
I agree, for the most part. Lifelike or glass dildo, dp toys, bullet, etc are my faves. I agree with no wires and nothing ovey complicated. However-- I want a wand very badly! I just need to see if it feels as good as they say!!
I have the wand and it's not very sexy that's true but I really do like it, especially when combined with a few other toys. The only one that I've gotten that was useless was a lipstick vibrator. I thought I'd get something discrete for travel but it was way to tiny to have any impact so that was money wasted.
Yeah. That stupid vibrating egg, or bullet, or what it's called - never did it for me. The vibrations just aren't strong enough and it's just whimsical. Give me a massager any time, but not something that's powered by the same battery as my remote.
Also, I tend to stay away from any toy that simulates licking. Never tried them, but I just can't imagine them being anything like the real thing.
Aside from that: Cheap dildos. There's just no fun in them. They're loveless, fragile, and kinda cheap looking.
Also: Rabbit vibrators. Or stuff that twists and turns inside. I broke three of them within just a handful of uses (ha, handful, get it?) since my pussy apparently clamps down pretty hard when I cum, and that fucks up their mechanism or something. Kinda sad, because I liked the sensation, but I don't want to spend that money on toys all the time.
Nipple clamps - never used them. I'm fine without them and kinda paranoid that something might happen to my nipples, so I decide against it.
Double ended dildos - They might have seemed like a good idea at the time, but I never got into the right "rhythm" or whatever is required with a partner. So, it was too big a hassle to get any enjoyment out of. I'd rather have individual dildos for everyone.
Bananas. They're too soft, and kinda not that easy to lubricate. Bad choice for an impromptu toy.
Pencils, or anything small like that... well, they're just too small.
Pussy pumps... ah, never used them, but they seem kinda... I guess I have a similar feeling about them as I do with nipple clamps.
Ball gag. I loathe it. I want my partners to speak to me, and not shut them up.
Handcuffs, rope, anything to do with bondage... that's a sure fire way to turn me off. It just seems kinda one-sided and contrived. I understand a lot of girls get wet thinking about them, but this girl... not so much.
That's it, I guess.
