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ForbiddenEden
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 34
United States

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No, & I didn't have anal sex until a year or so ago. Four years after I'd already been having sex. My response before then was "if you want to stick it in someone ass find a yourself guy."(No offense intended to well anyone!) I honestly didn't know it was a fairly common thing. My last b/f was very much an ass man and while I like anal occasionally I'm no porn star, it definitely takes some streaching out first. (That's what anal beads & butt plugs are for though!)
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Someone give me a hint, plz just a little one!!! I'm lucky if I have one from sex. I've never had one from oral and without a toy I can't squirt. I have a hard time shutting my brain off. A squeeky bed is enough to keep me from cumming.
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Nope, waste of time. I was in a long distance relationship for 6 months after I moved out to Vegas. It was stupid. But, it also depends on the relationship too. Like miltary wives, thats a totally different story. My friend's huband has been gone for I think almost a year but they had been married for a while before he joined. So, I guess it depends on the situation and the relationship. (But keep in mind you can't spell happiness without penis!)
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Sounds like a lot of drama & while you think she might be worth it, honestly if she wanted to be with you she probably would. Or you'd at least know. Here's the worst part, in most male-female friendships one person has feelings for the other and usually its not reciprocated, that's why they don't work. Good luck hope everything works out.
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I know im not a 'gal' but

you should try the scissoring scene out of Pirates



Lol I guess since I'm not into the girl on girl thing it didn't turn me on but it sure made me laugh. Just bought Teachers the other day almost bought Babysitters 2... just for the record I hardly ever watch porn I don't even like Jesse Jane I think she's a frankenbeauty but everyone raves about the Digital Playground movies.
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I'd bring money and buy as much stock in GE as possible. ;)

(edit to original posting: alright then gold instead of money)
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The Quiznos commercial with the rat looking things. The Budwiser frogs and the taco bell chihuahua.
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It would only be weird to me if she made a point of saying "hey this is from my ex." I would be "oh okay cool you're telling me why?"

That would be rude and very inappropriate.

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Chances are high that I'm not paying much attention to her jewelry. Unless it's gaudy. And if it's a first date, I doubt there'll be a second one, unless she also gives excellent head.

I can overlook jewelry faux pas, if she's great in the sack.


With expectations that high on a first date, you wouldn't be getting a second. I've never done more than kiss on a first date, nor will I. Even if it was someone I REALLY liked. That's the kind of girl you fuck not date. Come on what female would just let a Tiffany's necklace sit in her jewelry box and collect dust. Who cares where it came from. It's not like its a ring or something that said John and Jane(as in Doe) forever blah blah blah.
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Seriously no takers... my ex was bothered by it. Said it made him feel like I was thinking about whoever gave me the jewelry. I wasn't but hey he asked where it came from and I wasn't going to lie.
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To the right kind of girl, it shouldn't matter because nobody goes through life without a scar.
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This thread made me think of the movie "sex & breakfast." Dancing_Doll you really nailed it on the head, love your posts btw. The best advice I can give you is, when it comes to a ménage, do not do it with someone you love. Unless you have a really strong relationship. And, since you have not already talked about multiple partners, I would just read an erotica story and live vicariously through the characters. It might not be as fun, but its a lot safer. I mentioned a ménage with my last b/f a FMF and he flipped out. He said if we did that then I'd want a MFM, and honestly I was just asking to see if what he'd say. Good Luck, hope everything works out.
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Would you care if you went on a date with woman and an item of jewelry she was wearing was from an ex? (Not that it held any sentimental value, it just matched/went with the outfit.)
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I don't have a problem with. Its gets old if you do it a lot, but that's true for just about everything.
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I'm with LadySharon, unless you wanna get kicked in the face, I'd stay away from my feet. Although, I've never had someone try. Feet to me aren't sexy they're just feet. Strange fact about me, I can't sleep if I think or feel like my feet are dirty.
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This is a touchy subject for me considering a really dislike cheaters. Its hot to think about and read about but in real life wrong and immoral. Anyone familar with Dante's Inferno, I think cheaters belong in the eighth circle of hell.
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Shoot-Jackie Brown
Shag-Tyler Durden
Marry-James Bond

Shoot-James Franco

Shag-Chace Crawford

Marry-Ian Somerhalder
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"Lessons Learned" by Carrie Underwood

There's some things that I regret,
Some words I wish had gone unsaid,
Some starts,
That had some bitter endings,
Been some bad times I've been through,
Damage I cannot undo,
Some things,
I wish I could do all all over again,
But it don't really matter,
Life gets that much harder,
It makes you that much stronger,
Oh, some pages turned,
Some bridges burned,
But there were,
Lessons learned.
[Chorus:]
And every tear that had to fall from my eyes,
Everyday I wondered how I'd get through the night,
Every change, life has thrown me,
I'm thankful, for every break in my heart,
I'm grateful, for every scar,
Some pages turned,
Some bridges burned,
But there were lessons learned.

There's mistakes that I have made,
Some chances I just threw away,
Some roads,
I never should've taken,
Been some signs I didn't see,
Hearts that I hurt needlessly,
Some wounds,
That I wish I could have one more chance to mend,
But it don't make no difference,
The past can't be rewritten,
You get the life you're given,
Oh, some pages turned,
Some bridges burned,
But there were,
Lessons learned.

[Chorus:]

And all the things that break you,
Are all the things that make you strong,
You can't change the past,
Cause it's gone,
And you just gotta move on,
Because it's all,
Lessons learned.

[Chorus:]
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Dangerous Beauty... when everyone stands to save her life! I cried like a baby.
Boondock Saints... the bit about the rope ;) well the whole movie
Flipped... when he's digging the hole in her front lawn and then plants the tree.
Ever After... the ending
A Cinderella Story... the gazebo scene...( I know, I know, I'm a hopeless romantic)
Loved Gone with the Wind, but Scarlett when Rhett finally meets his daughter at the end. Yes theres a squel, and its longer than Gone With the Wind.
Never Been Kissed... the part on the pitchers mound.
The Last Boy Scout... when Bruce Willis goes a horrible verison of the jig.
Driven... the ride through the city (love that part)
The Deep Rising... the jet ski scene
McLintock... when John Wayne is drunk and can't get up the stairs and the fight scene
The Quiet Man... When John Wayne is dragging Maureen O'Hara home.
so many more...