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CleverFox
2 months ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Colorado

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It would be nice to be able to get to the home page or be able to contact the mods. I use an iPad most of the time and the changes seem to awkward as hell.
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In 1994 I had a girlfriend from Ukrain. She came to the United States before the fall of the Soviet Union. Her first language was Russian, her second language was Ukrainian and her third language was English.

The first word of Russian that I learned was "harrosho" which roughly translates as "good".
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I am from the U.S.A. and I had a girlfriend from Ukraine. I loved her accent, especially the way she would say "Sexual Pleasures".
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"Happy Organ" by the Ventures
"Mars, the Bringer of War" by Holst
"Dual of the Fates" by John Wlliams

That being said I want all of those songs played at my funeral. I want to put the "FUN" in my FUNeral.
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It depends on if your wife wants to dominate you. If she isn't into being dominate I think you are out of luck.
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Quote by KatieElizabeth
Alien - "Who is your leader?"
Katie - "We don't have a leader. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week"
Alien - "Yes"
Katie - "But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting..... "
Alien - "Yes I see......"
Katie - "By a simple majority in a case of purely internal affairs....."
Alien - "Be quiet..."
Katie - "But by a two thirds majority in the case of......"
Alien - "Be quiet. I order you to be quiet!!!"

Couldn't resist after last weekend! :-)






This is the best answer to any question I have seen posted on Lush in a long time.
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This character taught me that the destination is secondary, the actual journey is more important.

Goofy.
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Haineko, I said to ask for NON-moderator volunteers. I know the moderators are very busy and can't edit stories.

Wouldn't it be nice to be able to know who is willing to edit stories and how good these editors are?

This would help the people having trouble getting stories approved for grammatical reasons. I often feel it is helpful to have another person read my stories to find errors that I have missed.

The stories would still need to go to the official story verifiers for acceptance after editing.
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Why not ask for non-moderator members to volunteer to edit stories for members that are having problems getting stories approved?

If there are official volunteers editing stories then this would help the mods and then the members that ask for help can rank the help the volunteers gave.

I believe that this would help alliviate the frustration on both sides.
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I find it difficult to believe that somebody that has been so badly abused can show so little compassion for another that has suffered horrible abuse. Even the fact that she admittedly broke her own rules to put the second person down is almost unbelievable.
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It is the celebration of the Mexicans defeating the French army at the battle of Puebla. I am not sure of the year.

I happen to be a half Italian, half Celtic red head that lives in Denver Colorado where there are plenty of people that are Mexican or of Mexican descent that celebrate the holiday. As far as I am concerned, why not have a good time?
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Lush is a porn site. If you want a non-porn story site then go to the blue sister site of Lush.
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Double, Double, Toil and Trouble. Fire Burn and Caldron Bubble.

The Coven exists.
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Dr. Love,

Have you ever asked your wife to use a strap-on dildo on you? I bet you have some good stories to tell.
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All of the advice above is very good. I just want to add if you wear a wrist watch take it off of your wrist and put it in your pocket. The only thing that matters during the interview is the interview. Looking at the watch isn't good.

Also, if you have a cell phone remember to put it on vibrate before the interview.
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Personally, I think it would make it all worse if I was married to a woman that cheated on another man to be with me in the first place then, I cheated on her when she made the accusation and I lied to her.
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I have never had an affair but I did run into a girlfriend when she was with the object of her affair. She stayed to face me but the object of her affair ran like an Olympic sprinter.
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If you just told me that you didn't want to see me anymore, then that would be less painful than the silence and unknown.
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I miss you. I rage at the things in this universe that are keeping us apart.
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I would add a third breast to women but I would stop there. Four breasts would just be perverted.

Seriously, I always thought life would have been more interesting if humans had tails. Not a hamster tail, mind you, but a long tail that would hang down to our ankles and be prehensile.
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Quote by WellMadeMale


Says the guy who posts a ripped abs avatar he found somewhere on the interweb and makes 90% of his posts in the Lush forum Word / Forum Games / Jokes area.

I stumbled across the post on another website, iamhere. And please quit looking at my profile, unless you're into raging tractor infernos.


ROFLMFAO!