The Cuckcake
He was irresistible and she was delicious, resistance was futile.
"Yes, Janice, I am dating again." "Really, Rachel, now that is exciting news. Who is it, or is there more than one?" "There are several, as a matter of fact." "Are you going to tell me, or are you going to let me die of curiosity?" "It would serve you right for me to let you die. However, since you are my BFF and as long as you keep it to yourself, my present lovers are all delivered to my door in discreet brown packages...