Measurements: 36-25-35.Sign: Capricorn.Hometown: Firmdotter, NBTurn-ons: Long walks on the beach at sunset. Poetry. Expensive gifts.Turn-offs: Cooking. Housework. Men that don't put the seat d— "Dave!" Karen shouted indignantly. When a girl catches you in her father's office with your feet propped up on her father's desk and reading her father's magazine with its center foldout deployed, recovery with decorum is difficult...

What is the vanishing point of sex and lucidity? Shortly after my 18th birthday was the first time. It was comfortable on the couch with my head in my older brother's lap, rolling my cheek so gently up and down his hardened cock, his rough fingertips lightly brushing my temple as his hand rested on my soft blonde ponytail. Neither one of us knew what really existed on the other side of the blanket separating us, but there...

I found myself with a few hours to kill before the day's scheduled book signing, so I thought I would pay a visit to my new friend, Rick, and his younger sister, Carol, who was eighteen. We first met in the restaurant of the hotel where I was staying during this leg of the tour. Rick's sibling's attire seemed unusual for the location and in fact, was quite intriguing. I invited them to my table, where I learned that her c...