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scooter
Over 90 days ago
Male, 65
Antarctica

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Several seconds normally, unless we choose to have seconds.
Hey CurlyGirly,

Nice set a knockers you got there.
I think every one scatterd when DirtyMartini started his sales pitch there.
I'm kidding Alan.

Come on in CG and have a drink. I happen to have about 18 bucks we can spend all up


I'm not sure if it's Wednesday or not, we just got started drinking on Tuesday?
Anyways, can we get four more over here Rump!

meanwhile,
I'd like to petition for Hump day to become; Windy Wednesday,
The perfect day for cutting loose in the Dumpster Spa.



Happy Birthday Buz,

Always remember; Bulldogs rule, cats drool
Good morning Rump n friends n fellow birthday celebrants,

Thank you miss sassy pants and back at you lady Capricorn. So, I guess we have like four b-days today!
Buz, southern sass, Martin Luther King and me All I can say is; our moms and dads must of been pretty busy nine months ago
It was a team effort Rump. We decided on Tittie Tuesday this year for two reasons. We kinda get two nice and soft, but firm and perky presents
instead of just one.

Now, where's all them bewbies slippery!
Good morning skipper,

Damned, this place looks great. New faces to admire, talk to and flirt with!
Those are quite the stats you own Rump on picking 4 out of four losing teams in the NFL. I gotta get in on this action next week.
I thought Lushes lights flickering the other night was just me punching all the wrong buttons again.

I did throw another log on the fire and trying to give Gav a hand, had a good look at the servers.
I can't find anything wrong with them, in fact; I kinda like when the servers act up around here!



Quote by ginger86
looks like scooter has figured out how to recycle all the alcohol he drinks




LOL, ain't it cool ginger, You ladies should try this!

If a tree falls in the wooden acres behind your house while no one is there to hear it,

Would it make a noise?
Damned the; drama, the cable and the rain in the tropics.

I wanna watch some golf, before the week end, ends.
Bravo, all you guys,

That means all the ladies too. I sometimes wonder why bars are so cool.

Amen Mr Rump,

scooter
I didn't get locked up so much as locked down DM.
Got busted for bootlegging Beaver Breath Brandy again. I need a faster get-away car, I guess.



I'm debating whether to buy this one, It's half price and has a huge trunk.

What's up willwow 96?

That's a nice, creative twist, from the usual willwow69 that most new guys might use.
I kinda like how you spun the #'s around there.
A man has to have a couple of kinks, right?
Why stop at two lesbians, three would be better!

Good morning to all hearty, party aminals, ( that's Canuck for animals)

You should of seen this place before we cleaned up Rump.
It was all Coma n Tose's fault, with some help from Cheech n Chong n DirtyMartini.
Coma And Tose were so lit up, every time I tried to talk to them, they just gave me this blank stare

Hows your Marine hanging chef, after listening to you and Sharon swap fantasies,
you got me seeing red now

Can I have a Busty's double-double too please,
hold the hot water and caffeine, but double up on the double Beaver Breath.

I went and got our collection plate out of hock just for the occasion nicola and Alan.

Bring on all those friends, I'll settle up with Rump next year



Here's a little toast to Lushes sexiest Matriarch, and a eventful 2013

Morning has broken for the last time in 2012, lets celebrate!

Careful mentioning anything to do with alcohol in it LadyS, DirtyMartini is around here somewheres.
You've probably heard what he did to the last 30 gallons of communion wine by now. Maybe it just evaporated?
Scrap prices on brass is too tempting DM, I couldn't pass up the coins that pawn dude was offering.
I did bring in another plate that I snuck out of Yankee Stadium though, so fill her up patrons,,




Is today another un birthday for you naughtynurse, another good reason for celebration, I hear. Plus it's Monday!
Damned sugar, you'll celebrate most anything it seems.
Today is the last Sunday of the year with tomorrow being the last Monday.
The next day we can start over with Tuesday being the first day of the year, then seven days later we can honor the second Tuesday, AKA
the second Tittie Tuesday of 2013!
Now there's something to do back flips over.

Well, I gotta re-check my calender for dates, times and places.
Boy, it sure is good to see everybody, especially you nicola.

A Happy Holidays to everyone.

I love your contest on both sites. If I want a quality read, I choose a contest winner.
I haven't read a bad one yet.

Maybe we should all be judges once, and see how much fun it really is.


scooter
Just a few more negative post and you could be; remember-69

How kinky would that be
That's a good one Rump, Poor Busty.

Don't sell yourself short though Rump, I now have a solid five inches,
Of snow


Good morning Rump and company,

Mondays on Wednesdays, sounds like something naughtynurse could enjoy.

Mazz, I'm glad Santa was very good to you. I got a nice chunk of coal,
But I plan to use my latest Alchemy techniques to turn my baseball sized lump into gold!
Then I'm going shopping.

Our first real winter storm is under way, as I type all this. Were expecting ten inches.
How you doing up in the great white north seeker?
Good morning all, boy it's sure good to see some old faces again,

Whats up Alan, hows everything on Jersey shores?
We had to postpone the Apocalypse for a spell, at least till you get your bar tab paid off.
I guess the world may never end.

Rump, I have ten more fingers you can use for cyphering if necessary. I'm looking forward to some profound pontifications soon.


Hey sass,

You don't know how good it is to see you.
You look great, and well educated all at the same time.1YF11bYHIvPskYp5 Care for a nice hot toddy!
Morning Rump,

All things considered, I'd say the joint looks pretty good.
You went and tuckerd Busty out with a T again, Huh?

Nice to see you back Tell. Nice video also.
Support your local gun fighters I always say.

Nice Ginger, you suppose you can help me with my jitters someday! BP seems to be enjoying your work there,,
Are we going by Lush time (Australian), or East coast?

We all seem to still be here