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scooter
Over 90 days ago
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Good morning survivors,
I think I'm going to look at the last day on Earth as the first day of the rest of my life.
That sure is good of you and Busty Rumpster. I could eat Slim Jims all day.
I think I saw Coma n Tose move a bit closer to the box of goodies, but it's kinda dim in here?
I kinda like the fact your tune didn't sound like Bing Crosby seeker, not that there's anything wrong with that.
Your temps must be a bit lower than ours, I woke to snow covered roofs and a lite dusting on the ground.
It's all but melted away now though.
I was starting to worry about you CurlyGirly, I thought you were holed up deep somewheres.
Maybe you can answer the question; are Bob and Tom still active on the radio?
I think a Rumplations reunion/Get Nekkid and Run Amuck while Dumpster diving and cannonballing into the dumpster party with a few orgies tossed in would be a good idea today. Of course, what would we do after all that?
Come on Sharon, I'll rescue you from Draco.
I think I'm going to look at the last day on Earth as the first day of the rest of my life.
That sure is good of you and Busty Rumpster. I could eat Slim Jims all day.
I think I saw Coma n Tose move a bit closer to the box of goodies, but it's kinda dim in here?
I kinda like the fact your tune didn't sound like Bing Crosby seeker, not that there's anything wrong with that.
Your temps must be a bit lower than ours, I woke to snow covered roofs and a lite dusting on the ground.
It's all but melted away now though.
I was starting to worry about you CurlyGirly, I thought you were holed up deep somewheres.
Maybe you can answer the question; are Bob and Tom still active on the radio?
I think a Rumplations reunion/Get Nekkid and Run Amuck while Dumpster diving and cannonballing into the dumpster party with a few orgies tossed in would be a good idea today. Of course, what would we do after all that?
Come on Sharon, I'll rescue you from Draco.
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Hey chef, slippery, sugar, Sharon, Rump and scarletblue too.
You do a nice job of adding to the beauty of this old place scarlet, it's good to see you!
Your bosoms are looking splendid chef, or would those babies be called bewbies
Whether we have Tittie Tuesday on Friday, Get Nekkid and Run Amuck, get wild and crazy and do cannonballs into the dumpster
Or have that wild orgy, them fun bags should definitely be there!
Were gonna miss you Friday slippery. I hope you don't have a layover in Chicago. That winter storm looks serious.
Maybe you could go and see LadySharon if you do though, I could watch that woman cook nude all day long
That nickle was well spent on that camel toe song sugarbabe. I used to listen to them guys every morning on the way to work.
I don't know if they still have a show or not?
I see DirtyMartini has been here, all the licker bottles are half empty again.RhKtTrAMu5utLxTh
Can I get something a little stronger than usual Rump,
I have to go and dig me an underground refuge, you all are welcome to join me.
You do a nice job of adding to the beauty of this old place scarlet, it's good to see you!
Your bosoms are looking splendid chef, or would those babies be called bewbies
Whether we have Tittie Tuesday on Friday, Get Nekkid and Run Amuck, get wild and crazy and do cannonballs into the dumpster
Or have that wild orgy, them fun bags should definitely be there!
Were gonna miss you Friday slippery. I hope you don't have a layover in Chicago. That winter storm looks serious.
Maybe you could go and see LadySharon if you do though, I could watch that woman cook nude all day long
That nickle was well spent on that camel toe song sugarbabe. I used to listen to them guys every morning on the way to work.
I don't know if they still have a show or not?
I see DirtyMartini has been here, all the licker bottles are half empty again.RhKtTrAMu5utLxTh
Can I get something a little stronger than usual Rump,
I have to go and dig me an underground refuge, you all are welcome to join me.
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I came here seeking seeker4, slippery, Sharon, sugar, chef, CurlyGirly, poppet, DirtyM, Terrance the Taranchula, Coma and Tose, Busty, and of course;
The Right Reverend of The Discount House of Lickers, RumpleForskin.
Looks like my hunch paid off.
I'm thinking another Tittie Tuesday on Friday Rump, just in case.
I can't seem to get enough of Busty's brew as of late,
The Right Reverend of The Discount House of Lickers, RumpleForskin.
Looks like my hunch paid off.
I'm thinking another Tittie Tuesday on Friday Rump, just in case.
I can't seem to get enough of Busty's brew as of late,
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Even though poppet hooked me up last week with cinnabons, coffee and boobies,
there's no way I'm missing Tittie Tuesday this week.
So if Busty's brew doesn't quite perk you up completely this morning, maybe these babies will!
Thanks to mazza for sending this one to my page
Sorry CG, that Harley engine may have been a bit much. Them dang things leak oil anyways.
I have an old Wash machine you can borrow for the time being. It's got one hell of a spin cycle. (:
Your right again Rump,
The Buzzards return to Hinckley Ohio every year on March 15th. Thousands of fans show up to witness the spectacle.
there's no way I'm missing Tittie Tuesday this week.
So if Busty's brew doesn't quite perk you up completely this morning, maybe these babies will!
Thanks to mazza for sending this one to my page
Sorry CG, that Harley engine may have been a bit much. Them dang things leak oil anyways.
I have an old Wash machine you can borrow for the time being. It's got one hell of a spin cycle. (:
Your right again Rump,
The Buzzards return to Hinckley Ohio every year on March 15th. Thousands of fans show up to witness the spectacle.
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Hey chef!
It's great to see you again. Nice to see that your Marine let you up for some air.
Every time he comes home lately, he seems to keep you down-under for a good while.
If he keeps this up, I'm going to start calling him; your Submarine.
Ain't it cool, Cannabis Sativa is now legal in the state of Washington and soon to be in Colorado, not that there's anything wrong with that.
I think your right about drug testing now. They will discover; a whole new can of worms has been opened.
"Quote from RumpleForeskin"
Four drinks...for Coma and Tose? Do you have any idea what four free drinks would do to them. (hum) Now that you mention it, why don't I make those doubles?
LOL Rump, make em triple doubles then
Your right about one thing Rumpster, we need to help CG out, and fast.
I tried to rebuild Curly's vibe, but the torpedo shaped monster kept slipping off my work bench like a well oiled machine?
I suggest a Golf tournament sponsored by Lelo!
Well, I'd better go practice my stroke now
It's great to see you again. Nice to see that your Marine let you up for some air.
Every time he comes home lately, he seems to keep you down-under for a good while.
If he keeps this up, I'm going to start calling him; your Submarine.
Ain't it cool, Cannabis Sativa is now legal in the state of Washington and soon to be in Colorado, not that there's anything wrong with that.
I think your right about drug testing now. They will discover; a whole new can of worms has been opened.
"Quote from RumpleForeskin"
Four drinks...for Coma and Tose? Do you have any idea what four free drinks would do to them. (hum) Now that you mention it, why don't I make those doubles?
LOL Rump, make em triple doubles then
Your right about one thing Rumpster, we need to help CG out, and fast.
I tried to rebuild Curly's vibe, but the torpedo shaped monster kept slipping off my work bench like a well oiled machine?
I suggest a Golf tournament sponsored by Lelo!
Well, I'd better go practice my stroke now
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Wow, absence does make the heart grow fonder.
Cinnabons, freshly poured stale coffee, and used panties! I want in..
Can't believe I missed yet another Tittie Tuesday and slippery and the rest of you crazy guys, all in one week
At least it's Friday, smoke um if you got em!
Cinnabons, freshly poured stale coffee, and used panties! I want in..
Can't believe I missed yet another Tittie Tuesday and slippery and the rest of you crazy guys, all in one week
At least it's Friday, smoke um if you got em!
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Hey Rump, what a concept. I'll get right on that!
OK folks, send all the x rated home videos you have, for viewing before, after and if there good enough, maybe even during the college bowl games.
Not the ones where your standing in front of the Eiffel Tower or the Grand Canyon. We want the good stuff.
OK folks, send all the x rated home videos you have, for viewing before, after and if there good enough, maybe even during the college bowl games.
Not the ones where your standing in front of the Eiffel Tower or the Grand Canyon. We want the good stuff.
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Hey, sorry college dude.
Never meant my post to be offending son. I was just trying to have a little fun on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Look at the bright side, you received some great comments from some fine folks.
Stick around and soon you'll realise the bombardment of stupid questions asked in the forums, as yours appeared to be.
Your responses prove your sincerity, so I feel you deserve an honest answer now.
No, I would not lick my finger after sticking it in my ass,
and no, I am not a girl.
Good luck friend,
scooter
Never meant my post to be offending son. I was just trying to have a little fun on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Look at the bright side, you received some great comments from some fine folks.
Stick around and soon you'll realise the bombardment of stupid questions asked in the forums, as yours appeared to be.
Your responses prove your sincerity, so I feel you deserve an honest answer now.
No, I would not lick my finger after sticking it in my ass,
and no, I am not a girl.
Good luck friend,
scooter
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A big Amen to ya Rumpster.
Good Sunday afternoon Rump and friends,
My fine feathered friend Freddie the famous fence from France finally found my favorite "five foot, forty two inch TV, fortunately.
So far I can't seem to find any bowl games, but I think I found a program slippery might like here.
Hey Buz, what's happening dude?
The trip to stories space is well worth your efforts.
I'm offering to pay any and all membership fees for everybody for the next year, for all new members by the way.
Mazz and Curly,
You both look great in your festive Christmas trimmings
Thats one heck of a Christmas tree story CG.
More living proof that it's not always about the size of your tree,
It's about; how you got it, and how you use it.
Yesterday was a balmy 58 degrees, perfect for yet another 18 holes.
Today, we got your rain you spoke of CurlyGirly
I'm still trying to figure out if cockles is a cuss word mazz
But Rumps concoction sounds like it should warm them regardless
Good Sunday afternoon Rump and friends,
My fine feathered friend Freddie the famous fence from France finally found my favorite "five foot, forty two inch TV, fortunately.
So far I can't seem to find any bowl games, but I think I found a program slippery might like here.
Hey Buz, what's happening dude?
The trip to stories space is well worth your efforts.
I'm offering to pay any and all membership fees for everybody for the next year, for all new members by the way.
Mazz and Curly,
You both look great in your festive Christmas trimmings
Thats one heck of a Christmas tree story CG.
More living proof that it's not always about the size of your tree,
It's about; how you got it, and how you use it.
Yesterday was a balmy 58 degrees, perfect for yet another 18 holes.
Today, we got your rain you spoke of CurlyGirly
I'm still trying to figure out if cockles is a cuss word mazz
But Rumps concoction sounds like it should warm them regardless
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TGIS (thank god it's saturday) to E (everybody),
Sure Rumpster, I'll join you in an OJ,CSandR, assuming this rather healthy sounding drink is still in the test drive stage and OTH (on the house)
Thanks for the kind words Mr Fourskin. The journey to SP (stories space) was worth every penny.
Lisa and the rest of the blue folks over there are wonderful people.
Many of the same friends that you'll find here.
Poppet, You sure are a great aunt. Keep those nieces well.
Someday maybe they will grow to be fine writers such as yourself
That also goes for CC (CurlyGirly) as well.
Well, the temperature is right for yet another day out in the trenches.
The best part is; our favorite course is now closed. Therefore, we play golf for free today!
Sure Rumpster, I'll join you in an OJ,CSandR, assuming this rather healthy sounding drink is still in the test drive stage and OTH (on the house)
Thanks for the kind words Mr Fourskin. The journey to SP (stories space) was worth every penny.
Lisa and the rest of the blue folks over there are wonderful people.
Many of the same friends that you'll find here.
Poppet, You sure are a great aunt. Keep those nieces well.
Someday maybe they will grow to be fine writers such as yourself
That also goes for CC (CurlyGirly) as well.
Well, the temperature is right for yet another day out in the trenches.
The best part is; our favorite course is now closed. Therefore, we play golf for free today!
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Quote by Mazza
I think this fits titty Tuesday and well-endowed Wednesday AND Thanksgiving!!!
(I've kind of lost my appetite from looking at it though...)
Nice mazza,,
So that's what a Scottish Turkey looks like huh? I always was a breast man, when it comes to fowl.
From the looks of the mug on that bird, I'm betting she taste like chicken!
Good (I'm not even going to say it; "Black") Friday to all.
If we all go an shop till we drop like the Walton's and the rest of the retailers expect,
We'll surely be in the red
Here on the north coast, the weather was perfect for yet another deep fried turkey.
chef, one day you should really bite the bullet and try a deep fried bird. That actually goes for everybody.
Just be happy your grocery getter doesn't run on peanut oil at approximately $12.00 a gallon.
The retailers sure have enjoyed this ride. I used to be able to get 5 gallons of the stuff for mere peanuts
Sure Rump, I'll have a couple turkey sandwiches
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Oh, yeah, almost forgot:
Happy Titty Tuesday!
Busty's put on yet another stale pot of coffee to celebrate.
Damned, I missed; yet another stale pot of coffee, and Tittie Tuesday
I wanna declare, Well Endowed Wednesday, the official day before Thanksgiving
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Quote by nicola
You're a naughty boy...
Thank you nicola. I was actually pretty well behaved, right up till I met DirtyMartini and many of the Lush personalities
I do not claim authorship of the above poem, it's a classic by A. A. Milne. I found it apt.
Oops, sorry A. A. Milne. What an appropriate find.
This is the type of talent to be found here at Lush regardless.
@ Gramps
Thanks once again Lush,
scooter
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GN,IF Good news, it's Friday,
As much as I try to love Mondays, Fridays hold the appeal.
Chef, Back in the day when I had a legitimate business, I wouldn't have done it for any less than $200.
It takes an hour or more just to set up, tarps, ladders, tools,, Dismantling things when your done is the same.
You should ask these guy's if they plan to patch and sand before painting. Or do you want them to?
For a complete, professional job. $500 - $600 isn't too bad.
Today, I'd do it for a good meal and a few beers
As much as I try to love Mondays, Fridays hold the appeal.
Chef, Back in the day when I had a legitimate business, I wouldn't have done it for any less than $200.
It takes an hour or more just to set up, tarps, ladders, tools,, Dismantling things when your done is the same.
You should ask these guy's if they plan to patch and sand before painting. Or do you want them to?
For a complete, professional job. $500 - $600 isn't too bad.
Today, I'd do it for a good meal and a few beers
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