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samg61
1 day ago
Straight Male, 63
0 miles · Chicago

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face. (only told this after i was about 20)
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Yes, however since my name is on the door, I had to turn myself into HR. HR told me about it and of course I had to dock my pay for the hour wasted. I took the amount of the pay reduction and going to purchase a nice bottle of scotch for the virtual Friday happy hour zoom.

I feel this is going to become a vicious cycle.
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Congrats Trinity. You are a true benefit to this site and all of us you have help along the way.
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Apple baby dutch pancake using oatmeal/banana batter with real maple syrup
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Definitely . . . I would gladly provide the que and the balls.
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now . . .


no wait now . . .

nope now . . .

OK anytime
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She has known since i joined. She has her romantic novels she reads and is not interested in the site.
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I could say it was selected after an introspective assessment of my psyche, but I'm not that deep of a thinker. I could also say i was stoned and looking for something to eat and searched for munchies on the internet and this image popped up but I haven't been stoned for 30 years or so.

Simply . . .it is art. It moved something in me.
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19 inches. anything smaller is just inadequate.


Well it would take me about 3x to reach that goal (6.5x3), but hey I'm always game for good challenge.
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Absolute best way is one easy step:

1. Don't have a fucking body to dispose of.

Clear, easy solution.
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I sat up, watched it occur, asked questions, no swelling, not too sore and went to work. 22 years ago. Fucked like a kid once it was done.
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There were a number of weird fun places and in no particular order:
spiral stair case leading to the choir loft in a cathedral;
floating in a canoe in a public park in its lagoon
at the end of a bar
graveyard on top of a mausoleum
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Because they are still breathing smile


Which is my exact response.
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Old age sticks up keep off signs
& youth yanks them down
Old age cries no tress
& pass
Youth laughs

e.e.cummings

I will not go down under the ground
'cause somebody tells me that
death's comin' 'round
an' I will not carry myself down to die
when i go to my grave my head will be high
let me die in my footsteps
before i go down under the ground

Bob Dylan

and some person's prose sing like poetry so I included the following:

I went to the woods because i wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not lean what it had to teach,
and not, when i came to die, discover that I had not lived.

Henry David Thoreau
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Friends was the most annoying program - ooohhhh computer program - all updates are equally annoying specifically Lexis recent updates.
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deaf mute - wait that is her ideal partner - mine is intelligent and experimental