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samg61
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Straight Male, 63
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11 but that was 40 years ago and lots of tequila involved - It was fun while it lasted but sore for the next few days.
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Only if we check the handgun at the door, the pussy however is welcome.
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Quote by Ls63563
1. Do you live in your Mom's basement?
2. Have you ever had a date with a woman not related to you?
3. How many hours a day do you play video games?
4. What's your favorite way to get high?
5. Have you ever paid a utility bill?
6. How huge is your dick?



1. No. Actually I am allowed to live in the upstairs since Mom died, but we have the old "Annabel Lee" thing going on, so it is all good.
2. See answer to number 1.
3. None, but I do enjoy a rousing game of checkers with myself since, well, . . . See answer to no. 1.
4. Formaldehyde; again see no. 1.
5. Since, well see no. 1.
6. I prefer measuring it in mm.
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samg61
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Generally I find the best wine is the one in my glass at the time.
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A nice aged scotch, neat, with a water back. All good women need to learn to drink scotch neat, and all bad women deserve to.
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I'll will gladly deal the next hand; more than deuces are wild
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Depends on the woman, situation and mood. But yes to all options.
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