Quote by Magical_felix


It would be nice if more people would do this.

I have canned many stories that I feel just aren't any good. If I feel it is not as good as the last few things I have published I won't post it. Yeah, technically, it would get accepted and posted on the site. It would get views and votes but what is the point of that besides getting some kind of weird ego boost? It's lame.

The truth is that most of the poetry makes my penis yawn. I'm sure I'm not the only one. Not good for a sex story site.

Quote by B0swell0x


Only possible if you haven't got your knickers on, are already wet, and the deposit is still hot. Probably need to orgasm to suck it up. Even then the best odds are 25 to one against if you can get motile sperm into the cervical canal. Undoubtedly you are both hyper-fertile and very dextrous with your digits!!.

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The Great Pig of Piggly Wiggly.

Quote by stephanie


Well, I've given this a bit of thought...

TECHNICALLY, if a GUY cummed on a Cinema Theatre seat... It's POSSIBLE!!!

BUT FUCK OFF! Because FOR A START you'd have to be pantie-less... And then in order to get the juice ANYWHERE NEAR where it makes its COMMUNION at some point you'd have to GRIND AND WORK that seat... (And train your pussy to SUCK...) By which time, LET'S BE HONEST, somebody would have called The Cops!!! And you'd be in BELLEVUE!!!

I watched '50 Shades Of Grey'. I left halfway through. It was shit. (The actors were quite good tho'...) Hated the fucking book too... (Badly Written...) She wrote THREE of them??? (Jesus!!!) I'll bet you a MILLION DOLLARS there will not be a '50 Shades II'... Wanna know WHY???

This movie WILL make money... (Not a LOT but enough...) But it's NOT ART... It's MARKETING... ("Whack it out on Valentine's Day and every bitch in the world who pretends her sex-life is BLISSFUL with TREVOR will go see it with her mates...)

But it only works ONCE...

Because when SUSAN goes back home after ENJOYING the film, and looks at TREVOR fast asleep in bed... She KNOWS she's been sold a LIE...

'50 Shades Of Grey' the movie is NOT the first time a woman has been LIED TOO... (It might be the first time SHE had to pay $22 for that experience...)


Do you know how many sexually active MEN want to go see '50 Shades Of Grey'???

None of them. (Unless they are DRAGGED there by uncontented wives...)


xx SF

Quote by B0swell0x
Herpes simplex is endemic, of course they would, and so would virtually all other objects similarly tested in a public place. That is like saying you can culture E. coli in your kitchen... you always will be able to. It means nothing.

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So TELL ME!!! *LAUGHS!*

xx SF

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Not sure. I think controversy helps for sure - it gets people talking and paying attention to the issue.

Right after talk about Ashley Graham started, Sports Illustrated announced that they were going to feature Robyn Lawley as a '2015 Swimsuit Rookie' and she's being classed as the first plus-size model to "officially pose for SI" (ie. not paid advertising like A.G.).

Robyn is listed as being anywhere from a size 12-16 when I looked her up online. She looks pretty healthy/fit to me. Especially in that first pic, I wouldn't even register that she was 'plus-sized' if I opened up the magazine.





And - not sure about the girls with tattoos being featured. Maybe some regular S.I. readers can weigh in on that one? I have a thing for sexy girls with full tatt-sleeves, but yeah, I'd be surprised if S.I. had ventured into that market. They seem to keep things pretty 'red-blooded American male' traditional calendar-girl style.