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I think of WWE as a redneck soap opera. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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jollylolly
Over 90 days ago
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I've heard clitoris prohibitus. I like it, but it's not as short & snappy as cockblock.
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Nothing turns me on like reading super fussy comments about celeb bikini bodies by random dudes on the internet. Point out every minute flaw HARDER!
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Imagine someone putting a loved one's ashes in a dildo and then using it on someone else!!
It's too disturbing for me. I would be poltergeisting anyone who did this to my ashes.
It's too disturbing for me. I would be poltergeisting anyone who did this to my ashes.
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Looks good to me
Yep. Totally dig that private dick.
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I have just over 50 books on kindle and have probably read only about a dozen of them. A kindle is very handy when travelling but like others here I prefer the feel of a book in my hand. Bought 'The Girl On A Train' this weekend in hardback - just need time to read it now!
I read The Girl on a Train recently, you won't want to be interrupted until you can finish it
I love having actual books, but I usually read on my kindle. It's so portable, and I like carrying an entire library around with me.
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I'm not ashamed to admit that I haven't, and don't care if I never do.
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A castle filled with
Men, like pigs in a pen but
I only want you
Men, like pigs in a pen but
I only want you
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Fuck your breath and fuck your Bahamas vacation I can't wait to see your life go down in flames you pile of garbage
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People that wash, dry, and put away their clothes think they're sooo great.
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Cat Fisting. The act of putting your arm in a swamp in the hopes of attracting a catfish to attach itself to your fist so that you can later eat it.. a form of fishing
Ah we call that noodling but I've never been.
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This ugly rant diminishes any exterior pretty. It's a matter of character - hers is not right. She needs to bring that attitude on down a thousand!
Maybe this was her FOX news audition tape.
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Only when I'm evangelizing for Jehova's Witnesses. I usually give them a pamphlet as well.
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I'm not really into her beauty pageant aesthetic in the first place, but I can't look at her without thinking: ugly, cruel, bully. Not cute.
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Bird in my ribcage
Fluttering wings beat madly
Fear trapped in my chest
Fluttering wings beat madly
Fear trapped in my chest
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Wear protective fantasy goggles when staring reality in the face, as it can cause madness.
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Maybe all you kids getting HIGH on drugs should try getting high on GOOD OLD FASHIONED MORALITY and RESPECT for the LAW
But seriously, I enjoyed a few years of occasional recreational drug use. Never meth or heroin, but I did like the psychadelics. I no longer have any interest in using illegal substances, so I guess I was lucky and didn't have any long lasting negative consequences.
But seriously, I enjoyed a few years of occasional recreational drug use. Never meth or heroin, but I did like the psychadelics. I no longer have any interest in using illegal substances, so I guess I was lucky and didn't have any long lasting negative consequences.
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