I still think the Captain Kangaroo comment is funny. If you don't, that's fine. I won't lack of humor shame you.
Seriously, I think some of you overestimate how much anyone cares about what you like to call your partners. I really am sorry the OP left though!
Golden Years, David Bowie
I will only follow rules that don't conflict with my spirit of nonconformity and secret inner rebellion. The above rules aren't looking too good. ?
I'd rather protect my skin from looking like an old baseball glove in the future, as the sun is pretty intense where I live. Tan lines are passe for me personally, but I can see why they might appeal.
I am whistling at the moon
Wuthering Heights. I'd like to know Heathciff's origins.
Thinking about the one person I can't get enough of
I am oblivious to what's going on here, and I am NOT wearing pajama jeans.
If you send me a plane ticket to the Underwearless Kingdom I'll let you know!
Love is a rosy
Red grape, smushed fermented and
Poured into my mouth
Is Channing Tatum supposed to be attractive?
Meet me at the old decaying barn next to the lone pine tree 13,000 miles from here at midnight and I'll tell you.
I'd pet any friendly corgi for $5
Is it ethically raised & certified organic?