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jollylolly
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
United States
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Warning: I might peel the safety warning labels off of appliances and stick them on your face.
Also: make me feel like I'm merely optional to you and I will cut you (be pretty upset).
Also: make me feel like I'm merely optional to you and I will cut you (be pretty upset).
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The cake you ate was
Laced with arsenic dear, but
I hope it was sweet
Laced with arsenic dear, but
I hope it was sweet
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Cardigans, Indian erotic sculptures, coyotes, spring flowers, Lizzie Borden, cinnamon toast, my man.
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Erratic. It's a springy, summerish, winter mix. We spend the days layering & unlayering clothes. Shivering then sweating.
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I would choose comfort. Is freedom going to feed, clothe, and shelter my kids? And also what Sprite said.
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When you're giving him a blow job and he's eating nachos and you want some too, but his dick is in your mouth...it's so awkward 
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Quote by NymphWriter
Took me years to get my own copy and now it's all mine!
This is the what the Shirley Jackson Award looks like. So perfect!
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Not yet, but I will never stop asking every man I meet to drop his pants so that I can measure the length of his penis until I do.
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Nothing. I'm not afraid of agressive swans or the dark or the vengeful wraiths that haunt the night. ?
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Eggs benedict. I would do basically anything right now for eggs benedict + hashbrowns.
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Quote by patokl
Restraining orders are void against sexy lushies. And of course I am one of those, the sexiest actually.
Outrageous. Right now I'm selling everything I own to hire a lush lawyer.
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Hello, here I am! Feistily issuing a restraining order against anyone who tries to come after me 
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I'm in the mood to be so naughty (by knitting instead of working).
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How long does it take
To tell a girl that she is
Beautiful? Tell me.
To tell a girl that she is
Beautiful? Tell me.
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Quote by stephanie
Final Answers:
(1) Gangster who can't take a joke... GOODFELLAS... (Belthazor)
(2) Big Hat Hates Little Dogs... WIZARD OF OZ (Lolly Jolly)
(3) Special forces gone crazy... APOCALYPSE NOW (Katie Elizabeth)
(4) Cooks with fava beans... SILENCE OF THE LAMBS (Belthazor)
(5) Cute Skeleton... THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS (Belthazor)
(6) Not her sister's best... WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE (LollyJolly)
(7) Decapitates Racehorse... THE GODFATHER (Milik)
(8) Screams Madly As Russians Approach...
(9) Shoots Italian Architect... SCHINDLER'S LIST (ElliotLacey)
(10) Bad Fish... JAWS (Belthazor)
xx SF
(8)???????????????????????????????????????
(Est EINFACH!)
I don't know if this is the villain you're looking for, but Major Kong fits the "screams madly" bit.
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Quote by stephanie
(2) and (6) remain, QUIZ KIDS!!!
xx SF
2 wicked witch of the west?
6 Baby Jane?
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Dang... I think I'd like to watch you eat one of those eclairs with the chocolate on top and the cream filling in the middle.
Interracial eclair mouth sex
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It makes me think of eating black & white cookies and the crumbs getting all deliciously and sexily mixed up in my mouth.
(It is so common as to be unremarkable to me)
(It is so common as to be unremarkable to me)
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Sure, sometimes you are so overflowing with desire that you just want to go to that place that feels dirtier and naughtier and more adventurous. The kind of sex that makes your tummy flip when you remember it the next day.
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Butter my muffin,
Bring coffee, lick my pussy
It tastes like toffee
Bring coffee, lick my pussy
It tastes like toffee
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Quote by 0Curious
Unpredictable, dangerous and cold - sounds like a fun combo ;-)
Fun, like gulag.
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