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The first time a man I am out with fails to treat me as anything less than a lady in public, I will walk out on him there and then. I do not only expect respect, I demand it.
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jennybbaduk
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
United Kingdom
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Just in case it gets me more members, I have just decided that the theology of my new sex cult will have a special place for.........
* Eating chocolate
* Pancakes (with bacon and sausage unless you go for the vegetarian option)
The basic principles on which the cult is based are:
1) Eat chocolate
2) Have sex to work off the calories.
3) Go back to 1
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Where do I sign up?
* Eating chocolate
* Pancakes (with bacon and sausage unless you go for the vegetarian option)
The basic principles on which the cult is based are:
1) Eat chocolate
2) Have sex to work off the calories.
3) Go back to 1
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Where do I sign up?
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"to see my rl gf be taken by at least 4 girls at the same time I know it sounds weird but its my most recurring fantasy I know it will never happen though she isn't like that"
I did not think I was until one time when I was being teased by my husband, wrists cuffed behind me, and I foolishly said something like, "the way I am feeling, you may need help to satisfy me." Next thing, he had called three of his mates to come round and join in. Embarrassing, but incredible fun.
I did not think I was until one time when I was being teased by my husband, wrists cuffed behind me, and I foolishly said something like, "the way I am feeling, you may need help to satisfy me." Next thing, he had called three of his mates to come round and join in. Embarrassing, but incredible fun.
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I thought once I got into my forties, I would be past it, with younger men having little or no interest in me. Was I ever wrong. I get more interest now than I ever did when younger. Telling them I have daughters older than them just seems to increase their interest.
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just curious but how did they pronounce Polk? It would not have been pronounced POKE by any chance?
OK, that is my guess.
OK, that is my guess.
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like the old joke says; How to impress a woman;
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her....
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked. .... with Beer
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her....
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked. .... with Beer
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I agree, After shave can be overpowering. Besides which, it can sting or cause irritation between the legs, almost as annoying as stubble rash. (Do you use that term in America/Australia? When a man needs a shave and goes down on you? Can cause skin irritation. )
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October Baby, Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.
Pretty close, but I would never claim to be sexiest and hottest, nowhere near.
Pretty close, but I would never claim to be sexiest and hottest, nowhere near.
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October Baby, Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.
Pretty close, but I would never claim to be sexiest and hottest, nowhere near.
Pretty close, but I would never claim to be sexiest and hottest, nowhere near.
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ok, when she says, "surprise me" it means, Find me something you know I am going to love. Here are a few "gifts" I got during my marriage, and he still wonders why I was not too pleased with them.
An iron.
An ironing board cover (no, it does not help that it has flowers on it),
A vacuum cleaner,
Sexy underwear too big/too small/too trashy,
A gift voucher,
A book entitled "How to Please Your Man In Bed",
A set of saucepans.
these were all genuine gift efforts, no exaggeration.
An iron.
An ironing board cover (no, it does not help that it has flowers on it),
A vacuum cleaner,
Sexy underwear too big/too small/too trashy,
A gift voucher,
A book entitled "How to Please Your Man In Bed",
A set of saucepans.
these were all genuine gift efforts, no exaggeration.
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Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out. Wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She's longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally. Holding the future of, the whole world in my pants.
Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste.
Hastily removing my
Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste.
Hastily removing my
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Food shopping, more or less daily. Clothes and window shopping, couple of times a week.
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Yes. We had met at his apartment to go over some details about the divorce, had a glass of wine, started talking about old times, and ended up in bed together. It was good but not enough for me to want to get back with him.
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no appeal whatsoever. Had enough of them during a long marriage.
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At my age I admit I am surprised at how many younger men, even those in their 20s, show an interest in me. I seem to recall that, not that long ago, older women had little chance of attracting males. Now it seems to be THE thing to be, lol. Not that I am complaining you understand, I love it.
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Because I might feel like something to eat before going to sleep.
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Called a girlfriend many times, invited them over for a nice sexy girls' night in. Very rare that I was turned down.
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Usually at least once a day, some days more. One day I might just set myself a target, like throw 2 dice or something, and then go for it. See how I do.
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I enjoy doing it, I love their reaction when I do it, and I enjoy the way it makes me feel.
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Would you like me to wash the dishes before coming to bed, Jenny?