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insomniac
Over 90 days ago
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Windows screensaver LOL.

That black and white one does something to my nether regions.
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Take her out for a nice meal, make sure you (pretend to) listen to her intently, and the most important thing, make sure you keep filling her wine glass up more than yours. Then when she's tipsy and you're walking her home, stop somewhere overlooking water (river / canal / sea), and try it on. Chicks love that kind of stuff.

Sorry, will let the ladies answer now, I just couldn't help myself
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It's very sensuous, as opposed to watching a straight couple kissing, guys in adult movies tend to be all aggression and tonguing.

Women take their time and do everything slower and with a lighter touch - I love it when a hot lesbian couple get into the kissing action, and their nipples naturally stand up, and hands go exploring each other's.....oh damnit, now I'm horny
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Good for you lushy, spammers of any description suck.

ps. anyone who wants to buy some generic viagra or a "real" rolex, hit me up.
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He looks a right piece of work. I think he believes everything he says.
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Will not be seen here

Good of him to show respect and not exploit the tape - would be worth millions on the web the first day I'm sure.



A 15-minute film of Marilyn Monroe engaging in an oral sex act with an unidentified man will be kept from public view by a New York businessman who has bought it for $1.5m (£750,000), the broker of the deal said today.

Memorabilia collector Keya Morgan said he recently arranged the sale of the silent, black-and-white film from the son of a dead FBI informant who possessed it to a wealthy Manhattan businessman who wants to protect Monroe's privacy.

"The gentleman who bought it said out respect for Marilyn he's not going to make a joke of it and put it on the internet and try to exploit her," said Morgan.

"That's not his intention and I would never get my name involved if that were to happen."

Monroe is clothed and the man's head remains out of the frame for the entire 15 minutes of the film, said Morgan, who viewed the footage.

Monroe was rumoured to have had an affair with former US President John F Kennedy, and Morgan said former FBI director J Edgar Hoover, a Kennedy rival, went to great lengths to try to prove it was Kennedy in the film.

One of Monroe's ex-husbands, the late baseball great Joe DiMaggio, once tried to buy it from the collector for $25,000 (£12,500) but "he would not part with it", according to declassified FBI files provided by Morgan.

Morgan is a well-known collector who owns memorabilia from the estates of Monroe and DiMaggio and said he was friends with Monroe's other two husbands, Jim Dougherty and Arthur Miller.

He said he learned of the existence of the film while working on a documentary about Monroe, who died in August 1962 at age 36. A former FBI agent told him about it, and Morgan said he confirmed it by tracking down the son of the FBI informant, who had provided a copy to the FBI.

The late informant's son had the original while the copy remains classified in the FBI files, said Morgan, whose deal was first reported by the New York Post today.

"The FBI agent that I interviewed said J Edgar Hoover was completely obsessed. A team of nine individuals were analysing the tape inside a lab. J Edgar Hoover brought in a few prostitutes who allegedly had been with President Kennedy and they tried to ... see if that was really President Kennedy."

FBI spokesmen in New York and Washington did not immediately return phone calls seeking comment.


http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/apr/14/usa1
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I like their stuff more than his latest album put out with Silverchair. Rather disappointing that one.
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ok, I pinched these from another forum, but thought they'd go down well here. Post any you have too (some of these are as old as the hills):















My personal favorite:

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You'd think if they could afford an aircon unit they'd be able to have it installed properly, complete with ceiling ducts
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Awesome. There's an ad on the idiot box for coffee along similar lines.
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That's one hell of a tornado. Mother nature can be so cruel at times.

I'm glad you're all ok.
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That would make me vomit if I hadn't passed out first, and then how would I pull the parachute? Not for me thanks.
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Quote by roccotool
Poor teacher will never work again. Wait a minute. She has a future in films.


That's exactly what I was thinking, she is well fit!
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This always brings a smile to my face for some reason - mindless trash music - love it!