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insomniac
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by Gfire
<--- Me, a lesbian laughing.

Just how rich do you think he is? LOL


=d&gt; Me, a rich guy smiling

Wonder how much money it takes to turn one?
LOL - I just installed it, and wasn't able to press the Post Reply button. Each and every site will need to be approved or not. Too irritating for me.
Oh, misread your post Chef. Sucks either way.

Forgot to welcome you back too Lil Birdie
I'll give that a try.

Most websites have javascript of one kind or other though, I'd hate to have to keep clicking, yes this is a trusted site etc each time. Is it intrusive? Have you tried it out Roccotool?
That really sucks Chef. I'd be lost without my cd's, I have over 500 of them. Insurance?
US Debt Too Big for National Debt Clock

The US government's debts have ballooned so badly the National Debt Clock in New York has run out of digits to record the spiralling figure.

The digital counter marks the national debt level, but when that passed the $10 point last month, the sign could not display the full amount.

The board was erected to highlight the $2.7 level of debt in 1989.

The clock's owners say two more zeros will be added, allowing the clock to record a quadrillion dollars of debt.

US debt clock runs out of digits

A young woman and her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's her turn to buy a round, she tells him of a wonderful new drink that he simply must try. She returns with the usual lager for herself but for him she has two glasses and a salt shaker. One glass contains a measure of Bailey's Irish Cream, and the other has lime juice. "Okay, what you have to do is put a large pinch of salt on your tongue, swig the Bailey's, hold it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice, " she tells him.

He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go.

First the salt...

fine, he handles that. Next the Bailey's...

smooth, creamy, warm feeling in his mouth...a bit odd with the salt though. Then he takes the lime juice. The cream in the Bailey's curdles.

Boyfriend's face turns the color of the lime juice.

Boyfriend calms his stomach and swallows with a twisted face.

"What the hell WAS that?" he screams. With a big evil grin, she leans over and whispers in his ear, "It's called Bjs Revenge!"
Hi Lil_Birdie, I don't think we've met

I bet you wouldn't be so little if you ate like that.

It does baffle me when I see overweight women insisting on "skinny latte's", "diet cokes' and the like, when the cause of their obesity is obviously a lot more serious than having whole milk in their coffee. Why do they bother pretending?
What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities.




I went out with a lawyer once, well, for a few months, that was enough. She drove me up the wall. I swear half the lawyers I've ever met are on drugs of some description, prescribed or otherwise.
before the first date;

Guy: "how will I recognise you, I can't really see your face behind the sun glasses"
Girl: "I'll be the one carrying a flower, no, let me think, a blue chanel bag, oh hang on.....an extra 60Kg"

my bad, straight into brocker's bad books.
Quote by chefkathleen
How far did he go?


I have no idea, sorry, I just caught it in another forum and thought you guys here would find it amusing.