A young woman and her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's her turn to buy a round, she tells him of a wonderful new drink that he simply must try. She returns with the usual lager for herself but for him she has two glasses and a salt shaker. One glass contains a measure of Bailey's Irish Cream, and the other has lime juice. "Okay, what you have to do is put a large pinch of salt on your tongue, swig the Bailey's, hold it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice, " she tells him.
He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go.
First the salt...
fine, he handles that. Next the Bailey's...
smooth, creamy, warm feeling in his mouth...a bit odd with the salt though. Then he takes the lime juice. The cream in the Bailey's curdles.
Boyfriend's face turns the color of the lime juice.
Boyfriend calms his stomach and swallows with a twisted face.
"What the hell WAS that?" he screams. With a big evil grin, she leans over and whispers in his ear, "It's called Bjs Revenge!"
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