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I'm aware of 2 methods.
1.) Tie a stone on one end of a piece of string and the other end attach to the penis, wear for 5 years or until penis reaches desired length.
2.) Shave your piubic hairs thus giving the impression of a 1' + longer cock.
guess which is more popular
1.) Tie a stone on one end of a piece of string and the other end attach to the penis, wear for 5 years or until penis reaches desired length.
2.) Shave your piubic hairs thus giving the impression of a 1' + longer cock.
guess which is more popular
Active Ink Slinger
I can forever hope this is what they mean by Drop-Cover-Hold
For those that interested in the link
http://www.shakeout.govt.nz/
For those that interested in the link
http://www.shakeout.govt.nz/
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Active Ink Slinger
Apple does it again __
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed
a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity
music in women's breast implants.
The iTit
will cost between $499.00 and $699.00
depending on speaker size.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because
women have always complained about men staring
at their tits and not listening to them.
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed
a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity
music in women's breast implants.
The iTit
will cost between $499.00 and $699.00
depending on speaker size.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because
women have always complained about men staring
at their tits and not listening to them.
Active Ink Slinger
I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu -Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu -Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!
Active Ink Slinger
I was a 50 year smoker at 2 packs a day, now a 3 year ex-smoker.
If you want to understand your addiction and conquer it, read the book. Nothing like you think it will be, no doctor horror stories, tells you to keep smoking while reading.
THE EASY WAY TO STOP SMOKING by Allen Carr
Also has internet course, seminars etc.
If you want to understand your addiction and conquer it, read the book. Nothing like you think it will be, no doctor horror stories, tells you to keep smoking while reading.
THE EASY WAY TO STOP SMOKING by Allen Carr
Also has internet course, seminars etc.
Active Ink Slinger
Just in case your not and this is what you are trying to say-
"My boyfriend and I have been going together for almost 2 years but lately there are problems and it is not going well. He is being rude with stupid excuses and it is becoming impossible to talk to him.
Two weeks ago, we had a big fight and I left but after 2 days we got back together. But he is still rude and blaming me for “not loving him really”, trying to make me feel guilty. I’ve always been crazy for him but after he spoke to me that way, his words changed the way I feel about him. He is acting immature and has become physical and actually injured his hand but even that did not make me feel any sympathy for him.
I don’t think I can love him anymore and don’t even want to talk to him. I just want to move on but he doesn’t know that I am thinking about leaving for good.
It’s hard to accept that my feelings for him have ended and I feel so empty. I don’t know that is happing to me."
e&oe
My advise is to run hard, fast and don't look back.
"My boyfriend and I have been going together for almost 2 years but lately there are problems and it is not going well. He is being rude with stupid excuses and it is becoming impossible to talk to him.
Two weeks ago, we had a big fight and I left but after 2 days we got back together. But he is still rude and blaming me for “not loving him really”, trying to make me feel guilty. I’ve always been crazy for him but after he spoke to me that way, his words changed the way I feel about him. He is acting immature and has become physical and actually injured his hand but even that did not make me feel any sympathy for him.
I don’t think I can love him anymore and don’t even want to talk to him. I just want to move on but he doesn’t know that I am thinking about leaving for good.
It’s hard to accept that my feelings for him have ended and I feel so empty. I don’t know that is happing to me."
e&oe
My advise is to run hard, fast and don't look back.