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From his previous thread
"I want to see the expression on my girl's face when she climaxes and feel her grip me tighter as a press deeper and slower, savoring those sweet moments. It turns me on to see her riding me to her fullest content, as fast as she wants while I press her buttons, kissing her chest, neck and anywhere else my lips touch. It also turns me on to know that she puts the same amount of effort (if not more) that I put in to make sure that she is not just satisfied, but happily pleasured."
"I want to see the expression on my girl's face when she climaxes and feel her grip me tighter as a press deeper and slower, savoring those sweet moments. It turns me on to see her riding me to her fullest content, as fast as she wants while I press her buttons, kissing her chest, neck and anywhere else my lips touch. It also turns me on to know that she puts the same amount of effort (if not more) that I put in to make sure that she is not just satisfied, but happily pleasured."
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Do we really want these people?
or if your not convinced, a quote from themselves
"Bear in mind that the LU is a close community. We talk at the LU forum and have made friends with other members. Attack one of us, attack all of us. If you post a hate story/hate group/revenge flame/hate mail, don't be surprised if you suddenly find a large number of flamers and concritters at your digital door wanting to get in on the fun."
or if your not convinced, a quote from themselves
"Bear in mind that the LU is a close community. We talk at the LU forum and have made friends with other members. Attack one of us, attack all of us. If you post a hate story/hate group/revenge flame/hate mail, don't be surprised if you suddenly find a large number of flamers and concritters at your digital door wanting to get in on the fun."
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Quote by SumYungGai
A quick message to Dancing Doll and sprite:
I'm not sure why you've decided to rag on the folks at the Literate Union...............
Maybe next time you visit the Literate Union, we'll be able to do something constructive together
Obviously some others don't agree with you
Enemies of the Literate Union - FanFiction.Net
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As prevalent as this obnoxious practice seems to be, can't help but wonder if Lush is an unwitting host to some of these parasites. Some of the stories here show more depth and maturity than you would think possible given the age and experience of the author.
It could almost be humorous if a true Lush story pirated to anohter site was stolen from that site and returned to Lush as an orginal.
It could almost be humorous if a true Lush story pirated to anohter site was stolen from that site and returned to Lush as an orginal.
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Quote by Magical_felix
Okay so I used some white truffle oil because its so good and thought it paired well with the jizz. I fired it up over medium heat, thought about Sprite licking Analheart01's ass, made sure not to dip my balls into the pan and then added a fairly big yummy load. It sizzled and crackled at first and I wasn't sure if it was going to work, but as I continued to stroke my shaft and pump out about 9 more huge blasts it made everything come up to temp and I returned it to the fire. I lowered the heat and watched the man gravy even out over the pan. A few moments later I grabbed a thin spatula and placed the cum-lette on a cutting board. I gently rolled it up and cut it into 4 bite sized pieces. I grabbed a single piece of chive, washed it and also cut it into four pieces for a nice little garnish on top, and plated it on a square, black, sushi plate...
I presented it to my lady friend and she scooped one up and placed it in her mouth... She chewed, swallowed (good girl) and took a sip of some nice Riesling I had picked up. She nodded her head in approval and went for the second one. She said it reminded her of the best tomago yaki she had ever had, but better. I was like, "no shit, really?" so I went in and grabbed a piece and placed it in my mouth...
As soon as I my taste receptors knew what was going on, they alerted my brain and I fucking puked my guts out all over the table. I offered to cook that up for my lady friend as well but she thought that was gross and left.
THE END.
This is got to be one of your better ones, my compliments, but why did you need to wash the chive?
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Quote by not_yet_famous
From the back cover: "... and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants."
And restaurants?!?! The author is not seriously suggesting that restaurants should.... nah, that couldn't be.
You have obviously never worked at a resturant and had a customer seriously piss you off.
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In the picture below, we will analyze what it represents to some groups of people.
Read the review after the photo...
For young men, it's a nice ass. Only the most observant will define this as an ass crossing the street. The really observant will see the thong.
- For older men, it is a respectable woman with a nice ass crossing the street.
- The perverts will imagine her as a naked woman.
- The wise men will ponder the presence of mind of the photographer in the face of such beauty and gratitude that it was shared with humanity.
- For half of the women, this is an ordinary woman who should not have left home dressed that way.
- The other half is wondering where she bought that blouse.
- The wise women imagine the misery that this will be at 50.
- Children, the curious, and monks will probably notice a dog driving the taxi..
Don't be alarmed, I didn't see the dog either.
Read the review after the photo...
For young men, it's a nice ass. Only the most observant will define this as an ass crossing the street. The really observant will see the thong.
- For older men, it is a respectable woman with a nice ass crossing the street.
- The perverts will imagine her as a naked woman.
- The wise men will ponder the presence of mind of the photographer in the face of such beauty and gratitude that it was shared with humanity.
- For half of the women, this is an ordinary woman who should not have left home dressed that way.
- The other half is wondering where she bought that blouse.
- The wise women imagine the misery that this will be at 50.
- Children, the curious, and monks will probably notice a dog driving the taxi..
Don't be alarmed, I didn't see the dog either.
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WARNING FOR MALES: If you read any further you may never again be able to look at a womens face without wondering..........
In a paper published by the Journal of Sexual Medicine, and called “Vaginal Orgasm Is More Prevalent Among Women with a Prominent Tubercle of the Upper Lip,”
Stuart Brody, a psychology professor at the University of the West of Scotland, is famous among researchers of sexual behavior for some of his studies has come out with another marker for female orgasm; the little spot just at the midline of the upper lip. Called the tubercle, it poofs out a little more in some people than in others. (Brody stresses he’s not referring to puffy Angelina Jolie lips, just to that one tiny spot.)
According to the results of an online survey featuring 258 mainly Scottish women with a mean age of 27 years, having a prominent tubercle means a woman has a greater chance of ever having had a vaginal orgasm. In Brody’s research, tubercle size did not predict orgasm by clitoral stimulation.
The Scientific Article
So Lush ladies, is this fact or fiction?
In a paper published by the Journal of Sexual Medicine, and called “Vaginal Orgasm Is More Prevalent Among Women with a Prominent Tubercle of the Upper Lip,”
Stuart Brody, a psychology professor at the University of the West of Scotland, is famous among researchers of sexual behavior for some of his studies has come out with another marker for female orgasm; the little spot just at the midline of the upper lip. Called the tubercle, it poofs out a little more in some people than in others. (Brody stresses he’s not referring to puffy Angelina Jolie lips, just to that one tiny spot.)
According to the results of an online survey featuring 258 mainly Scottish women with a mean age of 27 years, having a prominent tubercle means a woman has a greater chance of ever having had a vaginal orgasm. In Brody’s research, tubercle size did not predict orgasm by clitoral stimulation.
The Scientific Article
So Lush ladies, is this fact or fiction?
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Quote by Magical_felixQuote by kimyy
WHAT? Is that some sort of twisted english?Whistle
u know something fuck u can u read that
Hell yeah. Don't let some dickhead criticize your grammar! Lowest form of forum posting in my opinion!
I say, one is getting a bit pernickety aren't we.
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She felt a little as she had used to feel when she sat by her now-wedded husband
in the same spot during his wooing, shutting her eyes to his defects of character
and regarding him only in his ideal presentation as lover.
Tess of the D'Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
in the same spot during his wooing, shutting her eyes to his defects of character
and regarding him only in his ideal presentation as lover.
Tess of the D'Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy