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First post in like a year...have internet for a day! YAY! Anyways, I wanted to add two that my ex came up with: Jaws of Life and the Pink Lagoon.
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Quote by roccotool
I thought this was gonna be about Jack and Diane, two American kids doin', best they can...




Jackie's gonna be a football star, Diane's debutante backseat of Jackie's car...



I love that song Rocco! Brings back nothing but good memories =)
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Peanutbutterjellywithabaseballbat! lol! The laughing baby is adorable.
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True story-

I was on the phone with a friend of mine telling him naughty things I would do when I saw him next. He replies with "You, ma'am, read way too many sex stories." I laughed, and told him "No, I'm just really detailed with how I write. Watch, I bet you I could write a story about a rock, and it would be the best damn story about a rock you would ever read." He doesn't skip a beat to reply, "Yeah, if it was about a rock having sex with another rock."
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One was in rehab (I didn't want to break up with him till he got out) and the other was cheating on me with 2 other women so I had a fun night out about a week before we broke up.
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What happened to make his skin turn white? I forgot
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Uuuugh, so they took away the music to my favorite, but this is still the same guys. My favorite was their Kelly Clarkson impersonation.





P.S. don't know these guys personally, stumbled upon them a long time ago. They bring a smile to my face every time though.
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LOL! My friends have done something like that to me before. Luckily it wasn't public, I just had to call them to figure out why nothing on my desktop would work.
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UPDATE: 3am shrieking mouse woke me up cause he was being chased by cat. Mouse was rescued. House is back into normal order. =)
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I had to think hard about this one lol. I don't usually let someone pay for everything, my pants are probably already off, and I'm the first one to notice my drink is empty and I need another one so you can see where I went with my answer...
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=( the embed thing is disabled, but here's the link

Think Twice-Eve 6

I was once in love with my best friend, I used to listen to this all the time thinking of her...
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Hmm, I would definitely make sure it isn't broken. I've done that with a foot before, messed it up really bad and it ended up being broken. I worked two 8 hour shifts on it before I finally went to the doctor, and I still haven't paid off the medical bills. If you don't mind your credit being messed up a bit, you can go to an emergency room and get it taken care of like BB said. I went to an "express medical" and got all my x-rays and my boot, plus physical therapy and it's really only costing me about $500, which I'm paying off very, very slowly. The debt collectors can't figure out how to get a hold of me ;P
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Quote by sweet_escape
I tried again, but I can't get any further. My eyes are blurry now!

I did notice all the reading I've done over the years of trashy historical romance novels came in pretty handy, though.



I know! My first question was "What is the meaning of "bulge"?"
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I couldn't get past level 30 lol. I donated over 1,000 grains of rice
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I didn't realize there were so many Texans in here lol. (I too, am Texan) Naughty state we are.
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goth mouth lol. I can see these being popular at bachelorette parties.
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Quote by lexylove
vibrator. if it has no batteries, it better have a pulse.



LOL lex! I fully agree!
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Hmm that one's not one I can really give advice over. I manage to bring up masturbation on the first date at least, more so because I do it so often, not because I'm worried about whether or not they do it.
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Oh man, my younger cat would be the ring leader of those other ones. Today he actually knocked over the mouse cage...we still haven't found the mouse =(
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Quote by DBarclay
A decent cup of tea and a bacon sandwich does me ...



I know a few guys that loooove a bacon sandwich, before, after, and sometimes during sex
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