Never had the chance for mmf. Had a couple of ffms, but not exactly enjoyable, I was always the third wheel. =( it should be equal opportunity.
The lion's probably like, "Dammit, that's the only spot of shade for miles. Stupid humans gotta take a crap on everything."
Tech the adopted one is too cute! Thanks Susan, glad to be here =)
Number 8...my boyfriend said you can't get mad at him for having sex with a sheep, ugly people have to get some too! I understand where he's coming from but still...ew.
This one happened about three days ago, actually. The weather was really nice outside and I had opened the only window in our apartment, which is heavily concealed with curtains. As it got dark, I got frisky and started in on my boyfriend. Awhile later as we were finishing up, we both paused as we heard voices that sounded really close. "Is that a porn?" said one voice. "Nah, they've gotta be fucking." said another voice. I had completely forgotten the window was open, and had been moaning and shouting away with reckless abandon. Apparently that attracts the locals.
I've worked for the Starbucks for a long time now, and I can tell you that I've either done most of these things, or that they are fact XD
Blue Margarita, 80's and delicious =D gotta love the 80's.