Quote by BradCarpenter
Does a thirteen-year failed marriage count?
Depends on your divorce settlement -- if you're paying alimony, then yes.
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Volya
2 weeks ago
Straight Male, 63
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Quote by seeker4
Okay, if you have to suck to completion to have an "official blowjob", what is it called when your partner sucks you to get you hard and then you finish in his/her ass/pussy?
According to our HR Manual, that would be an "official blow internship."
In either a hospital or court setting, it would be "fellatio interuptus."
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You're assuming that the man knows that he's got slow and/or few swimmers.
Unless the guy has had reason to be specifically tested for sperm count and motility, he's really gonna be clueless. And if he has been tested, then you'd probably want to discuss why that seemed necessary; he may be carting around a lot of baggage you'll want to deal with before having him father your child.
Now, if he does know then he needs to share that relatively early in the relationship.
Unless the guy has had reason to be specifically tested for sperm count and motility, he's really gonna be clueless. And if he has been tested, then you'd probably want to discuss why that seemed necessary; he may be carting around a lot of baggage you'll want to deal with before having him father your child.
Now, if he does know then he needs to share that relatively early in the relationship.
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Depends on the setting and the mood.
Unsuspectingly discovering that the wife's gone commando and is already wet? Pretty lucky find.
Slowly teasing her through her panties until she's begging me to take them off of her? Also pretty fun.
Bottom line, it's not an "if/or" question. Both can be rewarding in their own way.
Unsuspectingly discovering that the wife's gone commando and is already wet? Pretty lucky find.
Slowly teasing her through her panties until she's begging me to take them off of her? Also pretty fun.
Bottom line, it's not an "if/or" question. Both can be rewarding in their own way.
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I think a lot depends on what kind of relationship exists between the man & woman involved.
If my wife came to me and said she wanted to explore outside of the marriage (with either a man or woman), I'd be hurt. That would be grounds for some serious discussions about what exactly she found lacking in our relationship, and whether or not there was a way for us to remedy the situation while maintaining our monogamous attachment.
If she professed a desire to be with another woman, then of course that's something that I simply cannot do myself. I'd be more willing to swallow my pride and give her my blessing to explore, but I'd still be a little concerned about development of romantic attachments outside of the marriage.
No matter what she & I agree to, I would expect/demand full honesty on her part. I think dishonesty and deceit would be far more corrosive to our relationship than the extramarital sex.
If my wife came to me and said she wanted to explore outside of the marriage (with either a man or woman), I'd be hurt. That would be grounds for some serious discussions about what exactly she found lacking in our relationship, and whether or not there was a way for us to remedy the situation while maintaining our monogamous attachment.
If she professed a desire to be with another woman, then of course that's something that I simply cannot do myself. I'd be more willing to swallow my pride and give her my blessing to explore, but I'd still be a little concerned about development of romantic attachments outside of the marriage.
No matter what she & I agree to, I would expect/demand full honesty on her part. I think dishonesty and deceit would be far more corrosive to our relationship than the extramarital sex.
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OK, I know that this is "ask the gals," but here's a thought from a guy...
Pretty harmless fantasy, but probably a very bad thing to live out. Think about your future son first.
While it would probably fulfill the fantasies of your son's friends, it would probably be pretty harmful to your son. He'd have to absorb all the jokes his buddies would make about how his Mom had the hots for all his peers, and we all know how mature and empathetic teen-aged boys are. Embarrassment would be the least of the negative results; he'd almost certainly resent you for your behavior, and ruining the Mom/son relationship would be something you'd both regret for a long, long time.
Pretty harmless fantasy, but probably a very bad thing to live out. Think about your future son first.
While it would probably fulfill the fantasies of your son's friends, it would probably be pretty harmful to your son. He'd have to absorb all the jokes his buddies would make about how his Mom had the hots for all his peers, and we all know how mature and empathetic teen-aged boys are. Embarrassment would be the least of the negative results; he'd almost certainly resent you for your behavior, and ruining the Mom/son relationship would be something you'd both regret for a long, long time.
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Knowing my wife, I'd let her hit the VS alone and I'd go after the power tool. If she scores great lingerie, then I know I'll get a very private showing and demo at home (or maybe even in the car on the way home.)
We both hate malls -- anything that minimizes the time spent in those bastions of excessive consumerism, the better.
We both hate malls -- anything that minimizes the time spent in those bastions of excessive consumerism, the better.
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Walking in the door, it starts at 15% for lunch; 20% for dinner. Whether that goes up or down depends entirely on how good the service is and how good the food is. Most of the time, the percentage goes up. A pleasant and helpful wait staff can make up for a marginal kitchen. It's probably unfair, but a really good kitchen can't make up for a crappy wait staff.
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Hmmm -- kind of like asking someone which of their kids is the favorite...
Today I'd have to say:
1. Dark City. Wasn't very successful at the box office, but it works on several levels. Great cinematography, an interesting (and not too common) plot, a satisfying ending.
2. Alien. Good casting, good effects, great suspense.
3. 2001. Kubrick's best film IMO (but just slightly ahead of Dr. Strangelove.)
Today I'd have to say:
1. Dark City. Wasn't very successful at the box office, but it works on several levels. Great cinematography, an interesting (and not too common) plot, a satisfying ending.
2. Alien. Good casting, good effects, great suspense.
3. 2001. Kubrick's best film IMO (but just slightly ahead of Dr. Strangelove.)
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Quote by Steverino
I also cycle a lot and am worried that the pressure from the seat on my prostate might negatively affect my erections. Has anybody ever heard this before?
Steve,
Proper saddle selection is kind of important. There's not really any danger to the prostate, but extended periods on an ill-fitting saddle can pinch or damage nerves in/around the perineum (which is not a good thing.)
You'd know it if you were having saddle issues. If you aren't experiencing any pain, then you probably have little to worry about.