Mmmm... dark chocolate mint ice cream
I cannot believe you actually believe the bullshit spouting out of your fucking lips, you two-faced, brain dead cunt.
You're ugly inside and out. Keep spending your sugar daddys money to enhance your tits and wardrobe so no one notices your piss poor attitude and lack of class.
You're not a diva, you're a douche.
Shouting over what I'm saying doesn't make what your yelling any more truthful. Drowning me out won't shut me up.
The quieter I spoke the more everyone ignored your fucking theatrics until you were left standing there all by yourself yelling across the room at me.
A word to the wise, cupcake. Shut up.
We all figured out why we quit hanging around you twenty years ago. Now I'm going to provoke you over and over, until you crack the fuck up. You need to be medicated.
Blueberry maple balsamic sauce over a grilled pork tenderloin.
In a pot, pour equal parts maple syrup and balsamic vinegar (approx 1/2 cup each - tweak to your liking) with 1 cup blueberries (fresh or frozen)
Bring to a boil and remove from heat once reduced by half.
After your cooked and covered pork tenderloin has rested, add the pork juices from plate to the pot, stir and heat through.
Slice and serve with sauce drizzled over the meat. (Yes, it's an odd purple/blue sauce but it's soooo good)
If a 53 year old started dating a 19 year old then I wouldn't see an issue with it, if it's between consenting adults. It's none of my business (or anyone else's) what y'all do or who you date... BUT
If they've been in a relationship for the past 5 years, then I would take major issue with it. That's disgusting predatory behaviour and the 53 year old needs to be arrested and locked up.
How old are you? Legal
Have you done anything sexual in a:
Car? Yes
Pickup Truck? Yes
Limousine? No
Tractor Trailer Truck? No
Delivery Truck? Yes
Fire or Ambulance Vehicle? No
Taxi Cab? Yes
Police Car? Yes (I dated a police officer)
School Bus? Yes
Rental Car? Yes
Any Other Mode of Transport? Yes, a cab over John Deere tractor
Where was the vehicle parked when you had sex in it?
Secluded parking lot? Yes
Public parking lot? Yes
Deserted back road? Yes
At a drive-in theater? Yes
In a garage? No
In a driveway? No
On the side of a roadway? Yes
At a freeway rest stop? Yes
Any other place not listed? Yes, middle of a cornfield in the tractor
What have you done in a vehicle:
Masturbated? Yes
Heavy petting? Yes
Blowjob? Yes
Fingered? Yes
Handjob? Yes
69? No
Fucking? Yes
Did you:
Get completely naked? Yes
Left just a shirt on? Yes
Left just socks on? Yes
Just removed underwear/panties? Yes
Where in the vehicle did you do it?
Front seat? Yes
Back seat? Yes
In the bed of a pickup? Yes
On top of the hood? Yes
On top of the trunk? Yes
On the roof of the car? No
What positions have you tried in a vehicle? Doggy, wheelbarrow, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, missionary
Have you ever gotten caught by:
Cops? Almost
Friends? Yes
Strangers? Yes
Parents? Almost
Siblings? No
Someone else not listed? No
If you got caught did you:
Stop everything and leave? No
Keep going at it? Yes
Hide until they were gone? Yes
Get arrested? No
Have your parents called? No
Get seen while actually fucking? Yes
Get seen completely naked? Yes
Did the vehicle you were in belong to:
You? Yes
Your partner? Yes
A rental company? Yes
After you were done did the vehicle:
Smell like sex, sweat and cum? Yes
Have completely fogged up windows? Yes
Had handprints on the windows? Yes
Not start or run out of gas? Yes
Need significant cleaning? No
Have you had sex in a vehicle to celebrate:
Birthday? Yes
Anniversary? No
Prom/Graduation? No
Wedding? No
Engagement? No
Valentine's Day? Yes
New Year's Eve? Yes
Was your first sexual experience in a vehicle? No
Was there any particular vehicle that was the best to have sex in? There were a few. They all had their pros and cons
Do you always "christen" every new vehicle you buy? Absolutely! It's tradition.
Have you ever encountered other people having sex in a vehicle? Yes
Have you ever given or received "road head"? Yes
Have you ever masturbated and had a huge shuddering orgasm while driving? No
When was the last time you had sex in a vehicle? Last week
Does the thought or memories of sex in a car make you horny even today? Yes
Would you ever allow your teenage daughter to have a date at a drive-in? This is kind of a creepy fucking question
Approximately how many times have you had some sort of sex in a vehicle? At least a couple of times a year... Preferably more if the weather is nice and the opportunity presents itself.
Any exciting stories you'd like share? Not at the moment
It's not a deal breaker, but I might look at greener pastures if my partner wasn't into anal sex.
I did break up with a guy because he wanted oral every time we had sex but wouldn't return the favour because it was "dirty" and thought anal sex with a woman was "gay".
He couldn't handle any criticism/suggestions which is why I never had an orgasm with him.
Being a selfish lover with that many hangups about sex and I'm afraid you're hitting the curb at lightning speed.
Maybe it's wrong to take so much joy in someone else's problems but if you weren't such a cunt, I might've warned you of the massive pitfall beforehand.
I had inside information but since you fucked me over HUGE when I was down and out I just kept it to myself and kept my mouth shut.
Maybe if you weren't so fucking lazy, you could've found out the same information I had.
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice and I'm gonna sit back and fucking laugh in your face when karma does the dirty work for me.
Now karma is punching you in the face and I've got ringside seats.
Hahaha!! Fuck you, you greedy bitch! It looks fucking good on you and your lazy shit-for-brains husband.
I hope you fucking rot.
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