I'm a firm believer in Common Sense. Use it. Don't abuse it.

DO NOT expect me to write a typical romantic love story. It's not my style. I'm a walking, talking contradiction. I'm outrageous and whimsical and tend to do things to the extremes. I like all things about sex, some more than others. I have a warped sense of humour and I find inappropriate things funny. I laugh at funerals and cry over stupid, sappy commercials.

If you want my attention... work for it! I don't give this shit away for free.
My time is valuable, as is yours. So PLEASE don't waste both of our times with a "Hi sexy" if you haven't spoken with me before. I DO NOT want to carry the conversation by myself. If you want to get off... read a story... or my stories. Try to pick up some verbal skills along the way so that I can carry on a conversation WITH you, not FOR you.

PLEASE NOTE: I don't want to meet anyone from Lush. Ever. No, really... NEVER. Nor do I want to , MSN, email, Facebook, or any other form of communication except Lush.

Interests
Not afraid to try new things. I reserve judgement til after I experience it. But I might take some convincing before I will try it...
If you really want to get to know me:
Follow me through the forums.
Wander around some of my favorite authors and stories on Lush.
And take a stroll through my warped and perverted mind in my stories...

Favorite Books
Dedicated fan of scifi/fantasy novels but I also enjoy a good technical murder mystery

Favorite Authors
RA Salvatore, Spider Robinson, David Eddings, Simon R Green, Kathy Reichs, Rachel Caine plus many, many more

Favorite Movies
Too many to count... old movies with Lauren Bacall and Humphrey Bogart, all the way to the cultish movies like Tank Girl and Monty Python's Holy Grail, most sports movies, and even some good comedies... and anything with Jason Statham in it - the world's sexiest bald man... OR anything with Sean Connery - the world's sexiest older man with a voice to make any woman melt (or at least this woman) OH and I love Dane Cook...

Favorite Music
Its just too hard to pick one. I like music. Any genre. Everything from classical to country, big band to blues, rock to R&B. It depends on my mood or the mood I want to be in.