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TheChrisJ
Over 90 days ago
Male, 155
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Ok roc, but sometimes whenever a sexual topic comes up and the majority of the room is talking about it someone will usually say "You should go to the bedroom to discuss that." Or something along those lines. People just may not know you can still discuss sexual topics in the Lounge channel.
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So now that there's a bedroom channel can sex not be discussed at all in the lounge? Because now whenever anything sexual is brought up the people involved are told to change channels. As i recall before the bedroom was added sex could be discussed. And I was under the impression the bedroom was for people to "cyber" or be intimate and the lounge was to talk about anything including sex.
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Quote by elenai1230
whats scissor action? and thank u all i really appreciate it, it gave me a head ache i wanted to post IM NOT HAVING SEX THIS WEEKEND on my profile
Thatd be worse cyz then all the guys would ask you "So you're no having sex this weekend? I can change that."
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Well I have 2 answers, emotional side and physical side. When u give yourself to that other person completely whether that be oral or anal for fear of pregnancy or for any reason. And physically when intercourse has taken place whether that be vaginally (for women) or anally (for men).
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Well being a moose living in Alaska my dick sure doesn't freeze ever. I have never witnessed Eskimos having sexual relations, but I assume if they are anything like moose when having intercourse the love making is hot and passionate that there's not enough time for it freeze.
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Actually Nic in the USA you can get a limited drivers license at 16, at least where i live. Because you can take driver's ed at 14 and 1/2 then get your permit when immediately afterward (or when you're 15 I forget). Then after ayear of having a permit you can take the test for a limited license.
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Quote by redhotfun4u
I once had a friend tell me that he received the worst blow job ever from his girlfriend the night before. I find that to be somewhat of a conundrum, if I'm getting one, even if it's bad it's good.
Actually back when i was in the 9th grade there was this 1 girl, and she was bad like she was real fine, and it was rumored she gave this 1 guy such a bad blow job he went soft in the middle of it. Surprising I know.
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Ok this is an old joke of my uncle's, it's not the same without the very naisly slurred voice but i got bored so here goes. And its especially better when every1s been drinking.
So there was this kid that went to the salesman convention every year, and he would go up to the chairman of the convention and every year he would say "Please mister please i wanna be a salesman so bad." And every year the chairman told him no. But one year the chairman told him ok. So the he sent the kid to sell toothbrushes in Maine, not the port side not near any cities but the back woods of Maine.
Then the next year at the convention the kid won the award for most sales. So the chairman goes over to the kid and asks him "How did you sell so many toothbrushes?"
The kid said, "Well you sent me to Maine and not the port side and not in any cities but the back woods of Maine. And it a was 5 mile walk to every house. So here is what i said."
"'Would you like to buy a toothbrush?' 'No' they would say then shut the door. I would knock again and 'say would you like a piece of chocolate?'" And it was this very beautiful wrapped piece of chocolate in colorful foil. So they would eat the chocolate and say "This doesn't tastes like chocolate, it tastes like shit!" Then he would say "That's cuz it is shit, wanna buy a toothbrush?"
So there was this kid that went to the salesman convention every year, and he would go up to the chairman of the convention and every year he would say "Please mister please i wanna be a salesman so bad." And every year the chairman told him no. But one year the chairman told him ok. So the he sent the kid to sell toothbrushes in Maine, not the port side not near any cities but the back woods of Maine.
Then the next year at the convention the kid won the award for most sales. So the chairman goes over to the kid and asks him "How did you sell so many toothbrushes?"
The kid said, "Well you sent me to Maine and not the port side and not in any cities but the back woods of Maine. And it a was 5 mile walk to every house. So here is what i said."
"'Would you like to buy a toothbrush?' 'No' they would say then shut the door. I would knock again and 'say would you like a piece of chocolate?'" And it was this very beautiful wrapped piece of chocolate in colorful foil. So they would eat the chocolate and say "This doesn't tastes like chocolate, it tastes like shit!" Then he would say "That's cuz it is shit, wanna buy a toothbrush?"
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