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Falling in love with your job

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What do you do for a living? I’m a cashier at a sperm bank in China.

I’ve Heard sperm donors in the United States, who attend a sperm bank for such duties, and are handed in a small bottle plus porn magazines at the reception desk. They are directed to a private or clandestine room afterwards so donors themselves work on their sperm extraction by getting aroused and stimulated at seeing the photos.

This stir up a question, are Chinese much more deloped within this area than in America? See pictures below. You’ve gotta show love for your job indeed!!















A photo a donor candidate would probably see





In Latin America
That's genius. But why are the donors wearing surgical masks?
Forget who you thought I was, I'm The Chris J bitch!
Thats easy...Its so the nurses dont see how much the donors are enjoying themselves....
Q. How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?
A. Ring them up and say you can't come.

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• A man walks into a sperm bank and declares I'm of royal blood and an I.Q. of 165, I'd like to make a donation. The nurse gives him a sealed cup and directs him to a private room. 20 minutes later the man hasn't come out, the nurse knocks on the door. "Is there a problem?"

"I'm so embarrassed, I used my right hand. I used my left hand. I poured cold water on it and hot water on it. Could you help me?

The nurse replied "I don't usually do this but you are kinda cute..."

She gets on her knees and begins to blow him.

"I really appreciate this, but I need help getting the cap off the jar!"
Marcos, some of your posts are hysterical. Thanks for the laugh this morning.
"Cap off the jar."


"Hey, but keep going..."
thats hilarious!!! smile)