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But I don't get the boas coming from under the bed.


I suffer from insomnia enough already, that thing would give me nightmares. I blame children's books.
Me too. Mother Goose was a bitch.
I still gag thinking of Jack Sprat.
I love the wall, but the tree-bedpost-thingies would freak me out if I woke in the middle of the night.
it looks perfect for a fairy
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it looks perfect for a fairy


And that would be me! LOL
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Anyone notice the random bull's skull over the bed?
Forget who you thought I was, I'm The Chris J bitch!
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Anyone notice the random bull's skull over the bed?


Holy shit chris never saw that first time around.
The skull is there for the woman to hang onto.


The boas are for when she has to dust, Chef.
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The skull is there for the woman to hang onto.


The boas are for when she has to dust, Chef.


The boas ARE dust, coming out to attack. In French, they aren't called dust bunnies, but sheep. Those are attack dust sheep, spilling out from under the bed. Too frightening to contemplate. Don't look under the bed, that is where the missing, long lamented lovers are, hidden in the dust sheep hide-out.

Ack! I think I'll go vacuum, just as a precaution.
Tarzan uses the boas are for tying "Jane" up in the "jungle"
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
I love the wall, but the tree-bedpost-thingies would freak me out if I woke in the middle of the night.


Can you imagine the shadows at night on the walls and ceiling?

Dust sheep. That's funny. And bigger than bunnies. Whoa!
It just doesn't look sturdy to me, for some reason.
Imagine bringing someone home to this bedroom...


is that a pipe?
ewwwwwwwwwwwww that looks like some public toilet ha ha
That's really cool and fascinating. It would be fun. I'd hate to have friends roll the thing with me in it.