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TheChrisJ
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by MMonroe
Well we didnt do it but he did put a finger up there for a lil bit and I actually quite enjoyed it!
Not so worried about it now, I'm just glad he's kind of easing me into it and not going straight for it.... (I'm sure you're all interested to know!)
That's funny, I just clicked on this thread to ask you how things went.
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Quote by CharleyQuote by TheChrisJ
I don't think that the giraffe is that big, I could very well be wrong. However I think it's just perspective, the car is farther away than the giraffe. Although I could be mistaken.
I was only kidding about the giraffe; I know they are not that big really. Cheers, Charley
You know I've met some real retar...I mean idiots in this world. Some people would believe that a giraffe is 3x the size of a car.
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Lois, please don't be upset, or mad. I'm not attacking South Africa (in fact I have several very good South Africian friends - albeit ones that moved to the UK because they feared for their safety in SA) - and if you look further up this thread, you'll see I was actually defending the country's culture. I'm certain the country and the people have much to be commended. And what fantastic wildlife, too. Although, I have to say, that giraffe is fucking huge ... look, that car only comes up to its knees.
I don't think that the giraffe is that big, I could very well be wrong. However I think it's just perspective, the car is farther away than the giraffe. Although I could be mistaken.
And lois no offense but no one cares about rugby
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The official statistics do support DB's contention that South Africa is an extremely dangerous place:
Rapes (per capita)
# 1 South Africa: 1.19538 per 1,000 people
# 2 Seychelles: 0.788294 per 1,000 people
# 3 Australia: 0.777999 per 1,000 people
# 4 Montserrat: 0.749384 per 1,000 people
# 5 Canada: 0.733089 per 1,000 people
# 6 Jamaica: 0.476608 per 1,000 people
# 7 Zimbabwe: 0.457775 per 1,000 people
# 8 Dominica: 0.34768 per 1,000 people
# 9 United States: 0.301318 per 1,000 people
# 10 Iceland: 0.246009 per 1,000 people
# 11 Papua New Guinea: 0.233544 per 1,000 people
# 12 New Zealand: 0.213383 per 1,000 people
# 13 United Kingdom: 0.142172 per 1,000 people
# 14 Spain: 0.140403 per 1,000 people
# 15 France: 0.139442 per 1,000 people
# 16 Korea, South: 0.12621 per 1,000 people
# 17 Mexico: 0.122981 per 1,000 people
# 18 Norway: 0.120836 per 1,000 people
# 19 Costa Rica: 0.118277 per 1,000 people
# 20 Venezuela: 0.115507 per 1,000 people
Surprising to Australia in third, and Canada in fifth.
Murders (per capita)
# 1 Colombia: 0.617847 per 1,000 people
# 2 South Africa: 0.496008 per 1,000 people
# 3 Jamaica: 0.324196 per 1,000 people
# 4 Venezuela: 0.316138 per 1,000 people
# 5 Russia: 0.201534 per 1,000 people
# 6 Mexico: 0.130213 per 1,000 people
# 7 Estonia: 0.107277 per 1,000 people
# 8 Latvia: 0.10393 per 1,000 people
# 9 Lithuania: 0.102863 per 1,000 people
# 10 Belarus: 0.0983495 per 1,000 people
# 11 Ukraine: 0.094006 per 1,000 people
# 12 Papua New Guinea: 0.0838593 per 1,000 people
# 13 Kyrgyzstan: 0.0802565 per 1,000 people
# 14 Thailand: 0.0800798 per 1,000 people
# 15 Moldova: 0.0781145 per 1,000 people
# 16 Zimbabwe: 0.0749938 per 1,000 people
# 17 Seychelles: 0.0739025 per 1,000 people
# 18 Zambia: 0.070769 per 1,000 people
# 19 Costa Rica: 0.061006 per 1,000 people
# 20 Poland: 0.0562789 per 1,000 people
# 21 Georgia: 0.0511011 per 1,000 people
# 22 Uruguay: 0.045082 per 1,000 people
# 23 Bulgaria: 0.0445638 per 1,000 people
# 24 United States: 0.042802 per 1,000 people
# 25 Armenia: 0.0425746 per 1,000 people
# 26 India: 0.0344083 per 1,000 people
# 27 Yemen: 0.0336276 per 1,000 people
# 28 Dominica: 0.0289733 per 1,000 people
# 29 Azerbaijan: 0.0285642 per 1,000 people
# 30 Finland: 0.0283362 per 1,000 people
You learn something new everyday. Like I had no idea countries named Azerbaijan, Seychelles, Moldova, Kyrgyzstan, Belarus, Montserrat, and I hope Dominica is actually The Dominican Republic, or that's 7 countries, at least, that I never knew existed.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.
Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN! (eww!!!)
First off the Myth Busters folded a piece of paper in half I think 11 times.
And another fun fact is, an average weight of new mattress is about 90lbs after 10 years the mattress is about an average weight of 110lbs, guess what those 20lbs are?
And don't think I know everything, I do know everything.qoJEv4JPG529o9Jd
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I heard that instead of squeezing the head of the penis, just grab his balls and yank them away from his body.
Wow! Sounds a little rough! Does this really work?
Yeah, I've heard it works great, I'll try it one time soon and let you know haha.
And also it's not that rough, to make it gentle just open your hand up completely, place it under the nut sac with the palm in the middle then just close your hand with your fingers above the testicles and pull away from body, which is usually down. It really doesn't hurt that much at all, I guarantee in the heat of the moment he won't feel a thing.
In the heat of the moment pain is pleasure right? LOL thanks Chris!
Haha of course.
Fine if you don't believe me try it on me, I guarantee i won't mind one bit.
OK...as long as you don't mind!
I never would, i bet you have gentle hands...well you better.
And I forgot to mention this technique only works if the guy knows when he is about to cum a good 5-10 secs before it happens, other wise it doesn't work, like every other technique.
I do have gentle hands.....but if I have to yank your sack from underneath you....wow!
Maybe not yank, more like quickly pull...
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I heard that instead of squeezing the head of the penis, just grab his balls and yank them away from his body.
Wow! Sounds a little rough! Does this really work?
Yeah, I've heard it works great, I'll try it one time soon and let you know haha.
And also it's not that rough, to make it gentle just open your hand up completely, place it under the nut sac with the palm in the middle then just close your hand with your fingers above the testicles and pull away from body, which is usually down. It really doesn't hurt that much at all, I guarantee in the heat of the moment he won't feel a thing.
In the heat of the moment pain is pleasure right? LOL thanks Chris!
Haha of course.
Fine if you don't believe me try it on me, I guarantee i won't mind one bit.
OK...as long as you don't mind!
I never would, i bet you have gentle hands...well you better.
And I forgot to mention this technique only works if the guy knows when he is about to cum a good 5-10 secs before it happens, other wise it doesn't work, like every other technique.
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I heard that instead of squeezing the head of the penis, just grab his balls and yank them away from his body.
Wow! Sounds a little rough! Does this really work?
Yeah, I've heard it works great, I'll try it one time soon and let you know haha.
And also it's not that rough, to make it gentle just open your hand up completely, place it under the nut sac with the palm in the middle then just close your hand with your fingers above the testicles and pull away from body, which is usually down. It really doesn't hurt that much at all, I guarantee in the heat of the moment he won't feel a thing.
In the heat of the moment pain is pleasure right? LOL thanks Chris!
Haha of course.
Fine if you don't believe me try it on me, I guarantee i won't mind one bit.
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The problem is ignorance, a total lack of education. Parts of Africa are modern but lots of places over there are 1000 years behind us in the evolution and growth of civilization.
Oh, yes, the Western world is at the pinnacle of civilization! How can you say this, when atrocities occur in the homes and on the streets of America and Europe every hour, of every day? That's right here, in the so called educated, civilized world. Let's all give ourselves a big pat on the back.
I don't get what your point is? What I said is the truth, some areas of this planet are desperately stuck in the dark ages. Yes, crime is human nature but you can't ignore archaic beliefs and motives. Do you think women to turn them straight or little girls to cure aids is not the result of a stunted culture stuck lagging behind?
What about sacrificing cows?
Female genital mutilation?
Witch doctors?
And its not only parts of Africa, look at Afghanistan they are also stuck 1000 years behind the rest of us.
Honor killings, no rights for women, murder of gay people, and so on.
To change medieval beliefs you have to educate and that takes multiple generations of educated individuals.
Ok everyone else gets to rant so now it's my turn for a second. Primal I may be mistaken but you are grouping sacrificing cows and the existence of witch doctors, in some cultures, together with disgusting vile crimes? First off the sacrificing of cows is part of a religion, just like Christians drinking the "blood and body" of Christ (which could be considered a cannibalistic act by some people). Whose to say that sacrificing cows is wrong and that anything that the "civilized" religions do are right. Second of all how are witch doctors evil or wrong? They are the equivalent of priests, monks, rabbis, etc. Except unlike leaders of the Christian religion witch doctors are not known for the molestation of young boys. So next time you decide to call the practices of different religions, that you know nothing about obviously, evil please check your facts or do a little research, thank you.
It's like Patton Oswalt said, every religion is just telling people what to do so they may get the "sky cookie, cake, pie, etc."
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I heard that instead of squeezing the head of the penis, just grab his balls and yank them away from his body.
Wow! Sounds a little rough! Does this really work?
Yeah, I've heard it works great, I'll try it one time soon and let you know haha.
And also it's not that rough, to make it gentle just open your hand up completely, place it under the nut sac with the palm in the middle then just close your hand with your fingers above the testicles and pull away from body, which is usually down. It really doesn't hurt that much at all, I guarantee in the heat of the moment he won't feel a thing.
In the heat of the moment pain is pleasure right? LOL thanks Chris!
Haha of course.
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Quote by fysteeQuote by TheChrisJ
I heard that instead of squeezing the head of the penis, just grab his balls and yank them away from his body.
Wow! Sounds a little rough! Does this really work?
Yeah, I've heard it works great, I'll try it one time soon and let you know haha.
And also it's not that rough, to make it gentle just open your hand up completely, place it under the nut sac with the palm in the middle then just close your hand with your fingers above the testicles and pull away from body, which is usually down. It really doesn't hurt that much at all, I guarantee in the heat of the moment he won't feel a thing.