I'll stop beating and flirting with the breeding-animals.
(Crap. There go half my friends.)
No seriously. You can't throw babies out of cars and don't cut your urine with scissors?
Forget who you thought I was, I'm The Chris J bitch!
Don't forget to Fuk Mi, I hear its great.
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av. Oh you guys take everything so literary.
The scissors means no peeing here and the baby means no diapers.